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Crazy Lyrics by Reyes Celaya

Life on Wheelz

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Intro
Y'all ready?
Let's get it

Verse 1
This isn't new to me
Let me show you how crazy I can be
Listen, catch me break dancin' with Charles Manson in prison
Tell Satan to stop hatin'
I'm with Jason at Crystal Lake and we're patiently waiting for somebody to come out tripping
You know I'm loco enough to lock you in the trunk on cinco de Mayo covered in pico de gallo
Cannibal status just to show you I'm the baddest but hold up I got this
I'll smack me a couple bitches like Chris as I'm taking a piss till their head starts to twist like the Exorcist
Much calmer than Jeffrey Dahmer but this is my lunch hour so you know what they say "If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em"

Hook
I be in AZ with my family acting crazy
Just know that the apple don't fall far from the tree

Verse 2
As you can tell I get crazier than hell
Word to Miley, sometimes we all just needa be little smiley
"Captain Save A Hoe?"
Nah, I don't think so
Not even in the evenin'
I'm more like "Captain Beat A Bitch" if I catch her snitchin' in the kitchen
Ever since Byanca told me that bitches be trippin', you know that's my motto like there's no tomorrow
Probably the reason why I'm solo because these girls this generation act like real fuckin' hoes
I know soy loco but y'all still love me though
You know I keep it Pimpin' like Scotty but don't call me 2 Hotty
How naughty do I have to be 'til you see that I'm crazy?
Shit, if you're as crazy as me then maybe we belong together like Peanut Butter and Jelly
She said she wanna take my dick like Lorena Bobbitt
In that split second I said "Girl, you done lost it" then I turned her on like a water faucet and we started getting it on like a couple of Jack Rabbits
Got damn it, that's too explicit
Oh well I already said it
Don't wanna miss it because after she licks it, it grows to be gigantic
Why am I talking about my dick?
'Cause it's my magic stick, Biatch!
Oh yeah and Queen B, you can dance for me any day of the week
Sorry Jay but she's just too damn sexy
Don't mind me 'cause

Hook
I be in AZ with my family acting crazy
Just know that the apple don't fall far from the tree

Verse 3
Chillin' with Kelby Denny playin' "Crazy Taxi" and driving like we on a race track
These new rappers are wack
I make a track, kill it and go party like Casey Anthony
Seems like a horror movie
Y'all know on a track I'm dangerous
Michael's the one that killed Jamie Lee Curtis
At least I have the courtesy to let you see how crazy I can be if you mess with me
If you diss me I'm the equivalent to Slim Shady
It won't be that shocking if I roll up on you like Stephen Hawking
Haters going to hate but if you discriminate then your fate will be at Heaven's Gate
You better hope it's not too late
You an-cay uc-say my ick-day till it turns Gray
Que paso con ese wae?
No se pero you better stay away 'cause I'm bound to explode anyday
We all float like Bob Gray on a hot summer day
That's all I really got to say 'cause

Hook
I be in AZ with my family acting crazy
Just know that the apple don't fall far from the tree

About “Crazy” by Reyes Celaya

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"Crazy" appears on "Life on Wheelz".

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