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Christmas Booty Lyrics by Rhett and Link

2017

He's got a booty (Huh?)
It's a regular booty
She's got a booty (Yeah?)
You see that every other mother-fruitcakin' day
He's got a booty
Yep, right there (Hi)
She's got a booty (Uh-huh)
After a while they all start to look the same

Take your booty and Christmas-fy it
So jolly you can't deny it
Holiday spirit is flowin' through me
Comin' right out of my Christmas booty

Ironic sweaters are so last week
All I want for Christmas is my two back cheeks

Look at her
I'm like whaaaat?
Is that girl workin' a jingle butt?
She deserves a standing ovation
Let's just give her a donation

Hmmm
What do we have here?
It's Rudolph the Red-Nosed Rein-Rear
Rudolph, with your nose so bright
Won't you guide that booty tonight?

I've got a feeling I've never felt
She's got an elf on a booty shelf
Oh holy night
Oh my heavens
Hope he doesn't fall in that crevice

I didn't think he was my type
But I like chestbutts and I cannot lie
Fa la la la, what a surprise
He's cracking a nut with his backside

Grab your booty and come get with this
Wanna wish you a Gluteus Christmas
These ugly sweaters no longer move me
Better start shaking that Christmas booty
Take your booty and Hanukkah-ize it
Don't knock a kosher booty 'til you've tried it
Eight presents ain't quite enough to soothe me
Give me that 9th gift, Hanukkah booty

Twerk the halls with boughs of hiney
Kwanzaa's happening right behind me
Saint Nick ain't as thick as yours truly
Let me back up my Kwanzaa booty

Take your booty and Christmas-fy it
So jolly you can't deny it
There's no choice, it's your holiday duty
Time to unleash that Christmas booty

About “Christmas Booty” by Rhett and Link

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