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I Want To F​-​-​k Krampus For Christmas Lyrics by Rhythm Bastard

2019

[Verse 1]
Well it’s Christmas time and I’m feeling low
It’s been a few years since that holiday snow
So I look out my window with a heavy sigh
Wishing for that special thing to get me by
No I don’t want presents underneath my tree
Or Santa coming inside my Chimney
Not a brand new car or a Diamond Ring
This year I want one special thing
[Chorus]
I want to fuck Krampus for Christmas
I want to clap his cryptid cheeks
I want to fuck Krampus for Christmas
So I can pound him into next week
His bringing his whip and he’s bag
I’ll bring my collar and my ball gag
I want to fuck Krampus for Christmas
[Verse 2]
Half goat, half demon and all that I need
I take my eggnog with a shot of his seed
When his buff furry body’s pressed up against mine
It puts me in the mood for that bump and grind
Sure I might have made the naughty list
But an ass like that, man who can resist?
Santa’s gonna get me a lump of coal
Who cares when his hooves’ on my North Pole
[Chorus]
I want to fuck Krampus for Christmas
I want that all night Yulеtide Fling
I want to fuck Krampus for Christmas
And give his Jingle Bеlls a ring
I’ll grab his horns and give him a ride
Cause I’ve got a chimney he can come inside
I want to fuck Krampus for Christmas
[Verse 3]
Maybe afterwards he’ll wanna spend the night
There’s no snow outside but we’ll still make this Christmas white
Maybe he can stick around and celebrate New Year’s Day
And then the Easter Bunny can join us for a three way
[Chorus]
I want to fuck Krampus for Christmas
I want that taste if demon dick
I want to fuck Krampus for Christmas
Give that candy cane a lick
Don’t really care if I go to hell
I know tonight I’m sleeping well
I want to fuck Krampus for Christmas
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Rhythm Bastard

Rhythm Bastard

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