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Ritchie’s Super Adventure Box

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[Intro: Zhongli]
Osmanthus Wine still tastes like poop
But where those who share my love of poop?
[Verse 1: Ritchie]
I once made a promise with a really short guy, that he could never make me cry
But then he told a really, really, really sad joke and then I said
"Oh. No."
And that was that! (Ahahaha!)
Back in Pakistan, dressed like the Batman
Gonna' break your back 'cause you packed too much in your pack again
Gettin' mad again
Sing a sad song, gonna' make you sad again
I'm a bad man
Watch the hat, man
Take a hatchet, hack 'em up like the Hackerman
Settin' beartraps, in thе schoolyard
When the cops come, I makе the cops hard
And then the cops cum, and then I run far
I like to party, at the graveyard
So you'll catch me dancing in the discard
[Verse 2: Billy the Soldier]
I don't trust that, RTF guy
I'm gonna' make him wish that he could die
Get a big rock, knock his hat off
Wait... what the fuck?!
[Interlude: The Trapper]
I once made a promise not to hurt anybody, but I didn't think it'd be so funny
And I'd never break a promise and I'd never hurt nobody, but I didn't think it'd be so bloody
Run away, run away
Run away, run away
Run away, run away
Run away, run away
Run away, run away now
Run away, run away
Run away, run away now
Run away, run away run away now
Run away, run away
Oh, snap
I think somebody stepped in my trap
It goes click-clack and the bone goes crack
I think somebody stepped in my trap
It goes click-clack and the bone goes crack
I think somebody stepped in my trap
[Verse 3: Ritchie]
Oooooh well
I should'a never smoked that now I'm in hell
Oooooh well
Should'a never smoked that now I'm at Spongebob House
(ooh oww)
Should'a never smoked that this is my hell
Should'a never smoked that now I'm at Spongebob House
(ooh oww)
Spongebob House (now I'm at Spongebob House)
(owwwowww)
At Spongebob House (ooowse!)
Should'a never smoked that now I'm at Spongebob House
*beartrap snaps shut*
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