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Do No Harm Lyrics by RJ Christian

Morbin’ Time: The Morbius Parody Musical

2022

[MORBIUS]
What's happening to medicine?
Have doctors lost their way?
We give lifesaving care to all
But only if you pay
There's greed and there's compassion
But you cannot live with both
Remember what we swore
In the Hippocratic Oath
Do no harm
The world has got trauma enough
If it's painful
Buddy don't mess with that stuff
If the poor are dying
That should ring some alarm
Now I'm charging you to do no harm
[MORBIUS, spoken]
But let me tell you a story
[MORBIUS, sung]
Once when I was a lad
There was a small pet I had
A bunny rabbit very cute and small
One day it got sick
And it needed surgery quick
But our little town had not a vet on call
So I cut, cut, cut
I tried it and thеn oops, oops, oops
It died
But it would have lived for longеr
Had I done nothing at all
Do no harm
It's easy and totally free
[MORBIUS, yelled]
Drop that knife!
[MORBIUS, sung]
And think before surgery
Little Morbi terrorized many a farm
For he never knew to do no harm
Co-pays and other hidden doctor fees
Display all your moral mediocrities
But you can turn on an axis
And change your doctoral practice
Or else they'll make a hypocrite of Hippocrates
Do no harm!
Never make somebody yelp
Hiking prices doesn't do patients much help
Gaining money might have a certain charm
But you'll feel anew if you do no harm
[DR. DOCTOR]
Dr. Michael Morbius
You've opened up my eyes
I understand why you are such a stickler
There is a certain charm to do no harm
Now we will do harm unto you in particular
[DR. DOCTOR/MORPHEUS/ANOTHER PERSON, and MORBIUS]
He's a communist!
He's a communist!
He's a communist!
And we're gonna kick his ass (Ah ha ha...)
Do no harm
Kill him!
Health will come naturally
Do no harm
Kill him!
Especially not unto me
[MORBIUS]
Though you might be happy if you fully break my arm
But if our oath is true, then your lives have been shifted askew
But you'll be amazed at the praise you'll appraise if you
Do no harm
[DR. DOCTOR/MORPHEUS/ANOTHER PERSON]
Kill the communist now
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RJ Christian

RJ Christian

About “Do No Harm” by RJ Christian

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