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Creepy Old Guy Lyrics by Sophia Anne Caruso, Alex Brightman, Rob McClure, Kerry Butler, Adam Dannheisser, Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble, Leslie Kritzer

Beetlejuice (Original Broadway Cast Recording)

2019

[LYDIA]
Way back when I was just ten
Simple and sweet
Everywhere, fellas would stare
Out on the street
And I felt used, kinda confused
I would refuse to look in their eyes
But now I really love creepy old guys!
[ALL]
We all do!
[BARBARA]
Gum disease
[DELIA]
Skin like grilled cheese
[LYDIA]
Saggy old asses!
[DELIA, spoken]
Saggy old assets!
[LYDIA]
Cute and vile, yelling
[DELIA & BARBARA]
"Hey baby, smile!"
[LYDIA]
To each girl that passes!
[DELIA]
*Wolf-whistle*
[BARBARA]
They make me blush!
[DELIA]
Can't get enough!
[LYDIA]
Now one of 'em loves me, wants to be mine!
[BARBARA AND DELIA]
That's right!
[LYDIA]
I'm marrying my own creepy old guy!
[BETELGEUSE, spoken]
I'm a creepy old guy!
[LYDIA]
My creepy old guy, my creepy old guy
I'm so happy I could cry!
[BARBARA & DELIA]
Girls may seem disgusted, but we're actually just shy!
[LYDIA]
My creepy old groom!
[BARBARA]
Creepy old groom!
[BARBARA & LYDIA]
Play that wedding tune
[LYDIA]
Hey folks, step aside!
[BETELGEUSE, spoken]
I am older, but I'm glad I waited!
[LYDIA]
'Cause here comes the bride!
I am marrying my creepy old guy
[THE OTHERS]
Creepy old guy, creepy old guy, creepy old guy, she's marrying
[LYDIA]
My creepy old guy!
[THE OTHERS]
A creepy old guy, creepy old guy, creepy old guy!
[LYDIA]
Fix his hair, get him prepared
For Armageddon
[BARBARA]
Sure, the groom crawled out of a tomb
[DELIA]
But hey, hey, it's a wedding!
[LYDIA]
So dim the lights, pick up some rice
Say something nice, it's my day to shine
I'm getting hitched to my creepy old guy!
[ADAM, spoken]
It's showtime!
[BARBARA & DELIA]
Creepy old guy, creepy old guy
She's marrying a creepy old guy!
[CHARLES]
Have you guys seen "Lolita"?
This is just like that, but fine!
[THE OTHERS]
Creepy old dude, creepy old dude
Our faith has been renewed
Now love is alive!
[LYDIA]
Wave your baby girl goodbye
I am walking down the aisle
I wanna see a tear in every eye as I pass by
I know that on the outside he's disgusting
And even on the inside, he's disgusting
But I know that this time, I'm makin' it right
[THE OTHERS]
Making it right, making it right!
[LYDIA]
With my family by my side
[DANCE BREAK WITH BETELGEUSE AND THE GAME SHOW AUDIENCE OF SKELETONS.]
[BETELGEUSE, spoken]
Woah yeah, woo-hoo
Oh, this is fun, I don't really dance usually, but hey, haha
A dance break on an album, amazing
[BETELGEUSE]
OMG, dressed to a "T"
Fancy and formal
I found me a wife, l'chaim! To life!
This is so normal!
I was ignored, but now I'm adored!
'Cause I extorted, tortured, and lied
Give it up for my underage bride!
[THE OTHERS]
Here comes the bride
Here comes the bride
God be glorified!
[ALL (INCLUDING BETELGEUSE AND LYDIA)]
I can't believe some cultures think this kind of thing's alright
[LYDIA]
My creepy old guy
My creepy old guy
Doesn't he deserve a chance at life?
[BETELGEUSE]
Oh yeah, that's right!
[OTHERS]
Yeah, that's right!
[LYDIA]
So let's make him alive!
I am marrying my creepy old guy!
[THE OTHERS]
Guy, guy, guy
Creepy old guy, guy, guy
Creepy old guy, guy, guy
[BETELGEUSE, spoken]
I have chills!
[ALL]
Yeah!
Credits
Sophia Anne Caruso

Sophia Anne Caruso

Alex Brightman

Alex Brightman

Rob McClure

Rob McClure

Kerry Butler

Kerry Butler

Adam Dannheisser

Adam Dannheisser

Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble

Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble

Leslie Kritzer

Leslie Kritzer

About “Creepy Old Guy” by Sophia Anne Caruso

Read the complete lyrics to "Creepy Old Guy" by Sophia Anne Caruso, Alex Brightman, Rob McClure, Kerry Butler, Adam Dannheisser, Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble, Leslie Kritzer from the album "Beetlejuice (Original Broadway Cast Recording)" in 2019. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under In English, Broadway, Musicals.

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"Creepy Old Guy" is credited to Sophia Anne Caruso, Alex Brightman, Rob McClure, Kerry Butler, Adam Dannheisser, Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble, Leslie Kritzer. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Creepy Old Guy" appears on "Beetlejuice (Original Broadway Cast Recording)" in 2019.

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