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Children’s Song Lyrics by Rob Paravonian

Songs from the Second Floor

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Hello my friend, how are you
Good evening, day or morning
I'm as excited to see you as the last time you were here
Because this is a recording
I'll always be here for you
I'll never get tired of you
You just must push play
I'm here to distract you with colorful things
To help Mommy get through her day
Because Mommy needs some time to herself
That's why you're here right now with me
Sometimes she gets a little overwhelmed
So she puts you in front of the TV
It's not your fault, you're a normal kid
Full of energy and life
Believe it or not, Mommy was just like you
Before she became some a-hole's wife
Now she's stuck in the house
She can't work or get out
Because she never has the time
That's why I'm here to distract you
So she can get back to
Working on her degree online
I think she's studying psychology!
Because Mommy needs some time to herself
That's why you're here right now with me
Sometimes she gets a little overwhelmed
So she puts you in front of the TV
Don't worry, just because Mommy's lying on her bed with a cold towel on her head
Doesn't mean she doesn't love you
Mommies always scream into their pillows when they're happy
Would you like to try to cheer her up? You would? Then sing after me:
I love you Mommy-
You're the prettiest Mommy-
And even though you've had kids-
And your body's stretched out-
You still have value as a woman-
Excellent job, I think that worked
But now we must sit still
We have to be quiet for the next little while
So Mommy won't need her pills
Now I've got to go
But I want you to know
I'll be back again soon my friend
When Daddy gets home tonight and he and Mommy have a fight
You'll be back with me again
All together now!
Because Mommy needs some time to herself
That's why you're here right now with me
Sometimes she gets a little overwhelmed
So she puts you in front of the TV
Louder! Drown out the screaming!
Because Mommy needs some time to herself
That's why you're here right now with me
Sometimes she gets a little overwhelmed
So she puts you in front of the TV
Credits
Rob Paravonian

Rob Paravonian

About “Children’s Song” by Rob Paravonian

Read the complete lyrics to "Children’s Song" by Rob Paravonian from the album "Songs from the Second Floor". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rock.

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"Children’s Song" is credited to Rob Paravonian. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Children’s Song" appears on "Songs from the Second Floor".

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