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The 1,000,000 Comment Song Lyrics by RobertIDK

2022

VERSE ONE:
I'm obsessed with hurricanes
I needed help, now I feel great
When there is no chocolate, there's no peace
My fish Carl came back to life
Also, Patches has a knife
Your tongue is a lizard, stay away from me
(This is not milk)
Don't fall down the stairs or you'll be Dingus of the Day
I watch you on the toilet, I watch RobertIDK
It's hard to rock a rhyme to rock a rhyme
Dubai was lit
It's with Jack Lemon
I just finished sharpening my fridge
VERSE TWO:
Uh summa lumma dooma lumma you assumin' I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you that I'm superhuman?
I like cheese puff trees
Sugondez
Ba ba black sheep
I have no idea why the chicken crossed the road
But my cat ate my toaster
Yeah, toast
(The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues)
It's about drive, it's about power
Sometimes I like to eat paper
(Oh, no! Our table! It's broken!)
BRIDGE:
Why did you have to be purple?
Why not red?
Why not green?
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
VERSE THREE:
Someone ate my doorframe
And Sonic eats his mom
Kermit ate my homework
Never gonna give you up
Should I be concerned that my skin is neon blue?
Kermit is the king
And I ate a Rubix cube
My name Jeff
And I smell my pets
I have hair
Dance for ten minutes
VERSE FOUR:
Canada potato
My nanny sleeps in class
Apple sauce my queen
Cereals give me gas
Amogus chicken nugget
Emotional damage
You can't paint a wall blue if it's already red, yeah
Why is the pizza cold?
OUTRO:
Why am I singing this?
RobertIDK's a wimp
This is a certified bruh moment
Credits
RobertIDK

RobertIDK

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