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Drink It, Alan Lyrics by Robomi

2023

[Intro: CD-I Link & CD-I Luigi]
-uck You
[Verse 1: George the Volcano & Tyrannosaurus Alan]
My Revive helped keep you alert when you said "aye"
(Aye?)
I am a man who takes his time, I don't ignore the si-i-igns
You were the first real buddy I had, strictly So Low
You're an inferior species, how do you know?
I'm the handsome volcano daddy, my mummy
Eruptions almost as deadly as those dead gay Muppet gangbangs
Volcanicity is tangy fruitiness hooked on medicine
My style brings on the-the-the trumpets, trumpets, trumpets
[Chorus 1: George the Volcano]
See this mineral water?
Say it's packed with flavor
It grabs life by the conkеrs
For breakfast and dinner
Don't you act so hydrophobic
(Drink it, Alan, drink it, Alan, drink it, Alan)
Won't you like to try somе Volvic?
(Drink it, Alan, drink it, Alan, drink it, Alan)
[Verse 2: Tyrannosaurus Alan]
Can't say I'm with that, George, we had Matt Berry cut off the air
I plan to snuff punk tigers 'round 'ere, they're all a bunch of squa-a-ares
Flavor don't seem to cater like how Aquafina cared
Hydration, volcanic ash, core values for the Stone Age fair
I'm a tyrannosaur and you're what I dub the "big ham"
Pea brain? Lovely long arms! Admit that you're so unfa-a-air
Humans bony can see you're so suave that they let you swear
I'll blow your lid, intel, and tell 'em you done a cyber mare
[Chorus 2: George the Volcano]
See this mineral water?
Say it's packed with flavor
To all the ladies, oh my god
Keep my wife name, keep, keep
Don't you act so hydrophobic
(Drink it, Alan, drink it, Alan, drink it, Alan)
GIRL!
I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU
(Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you-)
(GUN!)
[Outro]
Haha, bitch-ass nigga
Credits
Robomi

Robomi

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