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struggles of robot maid/reflection

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You're alone in a future pub
You try and insult me
But you're just so bad at it
You're alone in a future pub
Drunk and shouting at things
Like the football or the staff
You're so sad you might not amount to anything in life

You're trying to insult me
Girl, what's your problem?
You have a friend group of annoying idiots
You try and bully me and fail miserably
You can't even insult me right, what can you do?
You insult people because there's nothing better to do in your life
If someone saw your future they'd tell you

You're alone in a future pub
You try and insult me
But you're just so bad at it
You're alone in a future pub
Drunk and shouting at things
Like the football or the staff
Nobody's even listening at this point
You're so sad you might not amount to anything in life

You'll probably fail your gcses
Considering you're not smart enough to answer basic questions on your own
You'll end up drunk at a pub
Yelling at normal people
With a job and a life
You'll be in a retirement home
Then on your future deathbed
You'll be like
"I really wish I wasn't so much of a dick"
But no one's there to listen to your final words
Except the nurse probably related to someone you wronged
Which is inevitable as you piss off a lot of people
You'll think back to your life in your brain's last 7 minutes
Your brain plays your best memories in the 7 minutes but you have no truly good memories
So it thinks back to all the times you were a horrible person
The times you were sober and annoying as hell and the times people told you about what you did when you were drunk
You'll think back to the time when

You were alone in a past pub
You may think about how you tried to insult me
But you failed because you were just so bad at it
But you probably won't, I'll be one in a sea of people you piss off
You were alone in a past pub
You heard about what you did while you were drunk the day after
And you know that nothing would've changed if you were sober

There's no one there with you on your deathbed
In like, 2095
Maybe even 2102 or something if you're lucky
And it's all. your. fault
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robot maid

About “you’re alone in a future pub” by robot maid

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