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Malt Mistress Lyrics by Rom (Apathy Orchard)

Modern Day Souffle

2022

[Intro]
Stuck in my head
But this isn’t the first time
Sitting on the floor of my room
With the thought of clarity mindset pacing back and forth in
[Verse 1]
All doom and gloom from here but for a second it stopped
I caught my eye on a pretty sight to set my seed in
I wanna take a bite and make her all believe in something beautiful
(In a year’s time) We’ll be a perfect recipe
[Chorus]
Stand out in this basket
They can cut us up as they see fit
But I know your kind
I can’t get the taste of you out of my mind
Like yeah
I’m sprawled out on your doorstep
Hoping you’d finally accept
These flowers that I’ve stolen from your front lawn
[Post-Chorus]
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah)
[Verse 2]
Step One: Head to the the kitchen
I’m the evil scientist, I need you all to listen
Second step: World wide web
I’m gonna find my winners
Gonna find me something nice to slurp down for my dinner
Step Three: Chemistry
Let’s get it down to shakin’
I’m watching through this glass to see these fruits get baby makin’
Finally, it’s my time- to have a simple sample
I’m hoping all my effort’s gonna be enough to be just ample
[Chorus]
Stand out in this basket
They can cut us up as they see fit
But I know your kind
I can’t get the taste of you out of my mind
Like yeah
I’m sprawled out on your doorstep
Hoping you’d finally accept
These flowers that I’ve stolen from your front-
[Bridge]
Can I take a second to say
I think I made a mistake last month
Blending the exterior was a stunt
Zapping and evaporate
Add in the milk, cause’ it’s never too late ‘till it’s hot
And now I have a secret formula
Show them all I’m making the phenomena
Taking all the credit for a new arrangement
A strawberry and a banana engagement
I’ve been thinking: Maybe we should be together
I’m just saying: We would taste so good together
I’ve been thinking: Maybe we should be together
I’m just saying: We would taste so good together
[Chorus]
Stand out in this basket
They can cut us up as they see fit
But I know your kind
I can’t get the taste of you out of my mind
Like yeah
I’m sprawled out on your doorstep
Hoping you’d finally accept
These flowers that I’ve stolen from your front lawn

About “Malt Mistress” by Rom (Apathy Orchard)

Read the complete lyrics to "Malt Mistress" by Rom (Apathy Orchard) from the album "Modern Day Souffle" in 2022. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop-Punk, Rock.

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"Malt Mistress" appears on "Modern Day Souffle" in 2022.

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