[Intro] So there's this girl called Uma Kompton She's an artist and a boy's best friend [Chorus] Uma Kompton, more like Uma Flopton Your Twitter got suspended and they took away your stepson Uma Flopton, always always floppin' Came out with an album and it didn't give you nothin' Uma Shitstain, sewer side survivor Should've poked your eyes out with a pink screwdriver Uma Cuntbag, incest is wincest Say that you're a virgin but you need a coochie test [Verse 1] Never thought a friendship could've ended this way (but) All my friends they tell that it's all okay (what?) Funny how you have no friends to hang around (aw) Or even some pet roaches jumping up and down (yeah) Speaking of your roaches yeah your pussy needs a cleaning (ew) I can see them worms and they be screaming, yeah be screaming I really shouldn't say this but I'm having so much fun (oh) Your inbred cousin's asshole tastes so good on my tongue (yeah) [Chorus] Uma Kompton, more like Uma Flopton Your Twitter got suspended and they took away your stepson Uma Flopton, always always floppin' Came out with an album and it didn't give you nothin' Uma Shitstain, sewer side survivor Should've poked your eyes out with a pink screwdriver Uma Cuntbag, incest is wincest Say that you're a virgin but you need a coochie test [Verse 2] I am not a moron, but I can make you scream (uh) All this pussy juice be squirting just like a l-laser beam (boom) I am not a poser and I'll deffo make you cream (uh) So lemme lean in closer, give that dicky-dick a spin (yeah) That was just a sentiment I wrote when I was five (five) Now I've grown much older and I'm pretty much alive (live) Couldn't say the same for you 'cause you are 25 (oop) Living in mom's basement yeah that's such a sad life (aw) [Bridge] Uma Kompton, I love you (I really do) But something about you (something about you) It's just not right (uh, uh) Like I said before it's nothing personal (no) Your music really is inspirational (yeah) How do I put it in simple terms? (How?) Maybe I should just say (oh) [Chorus] Uma Kompton, more like Uma Flopton Your Twitter got suspended and they took away your stepson Uma Flopton, always always floppin' Came out with an album and it didn't give you nothin' Uma Shitstain, sewer side survivor Should've poked your eyes out with a pink screwdriver Uma Cuntbag, incest is wincest Say that you're a virgin but you need a coochie test
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