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I Never Harmed an Onion Lyrics by Rowlf the Dog

Ol’ Brown Ears is Back

1992

[Verse 1]
Now, I'll admit I split bananas
Take Easter eggs and make them dye
But I never harmed an onion
So why should they make me cry?
[Verse 2]
Well, once I saw a salad dressing
My face got radish, my, oh my!
But I never harmed an onion
So why should they make me cry?
[Bridge]
Potatoes I've mashed
And berries I've crushed
I've made an artichoke and that's not all
I've also whipped cream
And beaten an egg
Yes, I've even made a melon... bawl!
[Verse 3]
Of all the things above, I'm guilty
If punished, I would know just why
But I've never harmed an onion *sniff*
So why should they make me cry?
[Outro]
Oh, why *sniff* should they make *sniff* me *sniff* cry?
Boo, hoo, hoo, hoo *blows nose*

About “I Never Harmed an Onion” by Rowlf the Dog

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"I Never Harmed an Onion" appears on "Ol’ Brown Ears is Back" in 1992.

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