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Woodchipper Lyrics by Royal Hunting Grounds

Headshot

2024

The New Lawn reeks of shit
My beak is having none of it
Raising up the council tax
You Greenies are all fucking twats
I’ll body you like the rich
Clobbering you about the pitch
What’s up with this - floodlights are dim
C’mon lads what shall we do with ‘em?
I’ll make biofuel with the lot of you
Toss ‘em in the woodchipper
Toss ‘em in the woodchipper
Drag their bodies from the floor
Pile ‘em up and get some more
You’d think they’re thin from munching grass
But they’re your typical lard arse
The tuck shop isn’t empty
This pantry’s ever plenty
Oi you fuckers no onе’s eating all this soy
“Looks like meat’s back on thе menu boys”
I’ll bake sausage rolls with your fucking balls
Toss ‘em in the woodchipper
Toss ‘em in the woodchipper
“Come on lads we showed these grass munching fuckers a lesson, let’s go and have a piss up at the local shall we?”
Gloucestershire’s so much better with no F.G.R. ‘round
Vegan scum relegated back to the fucking ground
Twats of Forest Green Rovers
Toss ‘em in the woodchipper
Twats of Forest Green Rovers
Send ‘em to the fucken woodchipper
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Royal Hunting Grounds

Royal Hunting Grounds

About “Woodchipper” by Royal Hunting Grounds

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"Woodchipper" is credited to Royal Hunting Grounds. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Woodchipper" appears on "Headshot" in 2024.

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