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I’ll Never Be Jealous Again Lyrics by Michael McKean, Roz Ryan

Harry on Broadway, Act I

2006

[MABEL, spoken]
Hinesy. Hinesy, Hinesy, Hinesy. 
[HINES, spoken]
I've learned my lesson, Mabel. I'll never be jealous again. 
[MABEL, spoken]
You stick to it now. 
[HINES, spoken]
Absolutely. 
[MABEL]
That's easier said than done
[HINES, spoken]
I can do it. 
[MABEL]
I knew it
But let's take an example, just for fun
(spoken)
C'mon baby. C'mon over here. 
[HINES, spoken]
Example? I'm not sure I like the sound of that. 
[MABEL, spoken]
Sit down. 
(sung)
Picture this
You're sitting and waiting for her to come back from a date
[HINES]
There I am
I'm sitting and waiting for her to come back from a date
[MABEL]
Here she comes
Her blouse is unbuttoned, her stockings are not very straight
[HINES]
Here she comes
Her blouse is unbuttoned, her stockings are not very straight
[MABEL]
Later on
She gets a bouquet with a card in it saying
"To baby, you were great"
(spoken)
Well, Hinesy, what would you do then?
[HINES]
I would trust her
[MABEL, spoken]
Yes!
[HINES]
I would trust her
By George, I swear I would trust her
No, I'll never be jealous again
[MABEL, spoken]
Very good, Hinesy. 
[HINES, spoken]
See, it's mind over matter. 
[MABEL, spoken]
But I'm not finished. C'mon, let's take another example. 
[HINES, spoken]
I don't have all the time in the world. 
[MABEL, spoken]
You got all the time I need, baby, don't worry about it. 
(sung)
Picture this
You've nothing to do so you drop in to chat for a while
[HINES]
There I am
With nothing to do so I drop in to chat for a while
[MABEL]
Something's up
The window is open and Gladys is forcing a smile
[HINES]
Something's up
The window is open and Gladys is forcing a smile
[MABEL]
There you see
A shirt and a tie and pair of pants in a nice neat little pile
(spoken)
Well, Hinesy?
[HINES]
I— I would trust her
I would trust her
By George, I swear I would trust her
No, I'll never be jealous
I'll never never never never
Never never never never
Never be jealous again
[MABEL, spoken]
That's the stuff, Hinesy. You're practically cured!
[HINES]
There will be no more nightmares to sleep through
No more keyholes to peep through
[MABEL]
No more bushes to creep through
[HINES]
That's my plan
[MABEL]
Well, now that you're a new man
Picture this
[HINES, spoken]
Bring it on. 
[MABEL]
You go to your sweetie's apartment, you borrow the keys
[HINES]
There I am
I go to my sweetie's apartment, I borrow the keys
[MABEL]
There she is
She's giving a sailor a very affectionate squeeze
[HINES]
There she is
She's giving a sailor a very affectionate squeeze
[MABEL]
Then, to boot
She tells you she was in the arms of a cousin
Who's back from overseas
[HINES, spoken]
Ah. Her cousin?
[MABEL, spoken]
Yes. 
[HINES, spoken]
From overseas?
[MABEL, spoken]
Uh huh. 
[HINES, spoken]
Do you expect me to believe that? I was not born yesterday!
[MABEL, spoken]
Hinesy!
[HINES]
I— I— I would trust her
[MABEL, spoken]
Oh. 
[HINES]
I would trust her
By George, I swear I would trust her
No, I'll never be jealous
I'll never never never never
Never never never never
Never never never never
Never never never
Never be jealous again
[MABEL, spoken]
Oh, I'm so proud of you!
Credits
Michael McKean

Michael McKean

Roz Ryan

Roz Ryan

About “I’ll Never Be Jealous Again” by Michael McKean

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