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White Knight Lyrics by Ryan Beard (beard)

2023

[Verse 1]
You were just eighteen, sittin' at McDonald’s
I was there, aching to listen to your problems
I could see on your young face, you were faking a smile
You were so young, you belonged in the play place
But I could see the pain on your teenage face
You had already been abused by men
So I walked up and said
[Chorus]
Let me be your white knight when you are in danger
Your boyfriend's abusive, so I'll be your savior
So many teenagers are being abused
You need an older man to come and rescue you
[Post-Chorus]
I will cut his dick in half
I will beat him with a baseball bat
I will karate chop his nutsack
I will stomp his ass until it’s flat
[Verse 2]
For some reason, you didn't know what to say
You decided to get up and walk away
But I knew deep down, you wanted to be saved
You were just afraid
So I followed you home and sat outside your window
Now you'll never ever have to be alone
Your boyfriend will never hurt you again
[Bridge]
There are so many men out there
Who are violent and disturbed
I am also violent and disturbed
But only towards the bad men
So I'll watch you sleep, to make sure that you're safe
I'll be your guardian angel, keeping bad men away
And for all of my trouble, maybe in exchange
You could give me some head
That would be lit
[Pre-Chorus]
I wanna shave you without the "H"
I wanna bathe you without any letters removed
I just really wanna bathe you
Let me crucify you with my tongue
Baby, you're the only one
You're the only girl I’m talkin’ to right now
Out of all the teenagers in this loser town
You're the only one I wanna pound
[Chorus]
Let me be your white knight when you are in danger
Your boyfriend’s abusive, so I'll be your savior
So many teenagers are being abused
You need an older man to come and rescue you
[Outro]
Come and rescue you, I'll come and rescue you
Make me cum, I'll rescue you
I’ll come and rescue you
Please cum in my coffee
I'll cum and rescue you
Just cum in my coffee
I'll cum and rescue you
I love the taste of female ejaculate in my coffee

About “White Knight” by Ryan Beard (beard)

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