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Gigolo Lyrics by Ryan Carter

Welcome to Planet Earth 2: Supreme [Machines] and Devolved [Monsters]

2014

[Verse - Ryan Carter]
My chest is empty with no muscles, I'm a clever nerd
The only rapper wearing a compass that you ever heard
Autograph from Agent Fox Mulder (BLOW!)
Haters laugh, but don't know a cup from a gold coaster
Ain't blind, but still I read thick braille
Lemme guess... you heard it all from Ishmael
Do jumping-jacks, on my back, this not an act quack
Forgot about the wolfpack, holla back, big time mobsters
Awkward, lightin up the dark, chocolate chart toppa
Big kiddie bopper, I'm a smart shoppa
Bus stop hey!, won a trip to Bombay
But who'd a know, there's two mo', to Texas and to Hooter's Yo!
Place your bets, double, stay, or hit em?
Women spit the venom, say they got a lot of baggage with 'em
I let my rhythm hit 'em, I'm stronger in my singing voice
We makes the joints, that makes their legs drippin moist
Man, please. The stage is full of vigilantes
From the age of toddlers on up to the grannies
They banned me from dough rakes, caddy
Act like a schoolgirl on my break, patty cake, patty cake...
Headache, big Gillian Anderson fan
I'd run up to her bodyguard, hit him once an' shake her hand
On some ol' "thank ya ma'am", riposte her
I would stuff her holster, if she signs my poster
A whole host of TV insiders
Not enough blacks (racist!)
Eat my ear wax (tangy!)
I'm too hot to handle, election day making scandals
I got ya, with wax dripping from this candle
Can't stand still, rolling downhill
Donate to goodwill, work in a steel mill, go to Brazil
Coast to coast my flows, Bunker Hill
Not supposed to drive through Beverly Hills
No pride, singing Taylor Swift on Main Street
Deep-fried, eating bubble gum off the concrete
Told ya, more kids than Brad Pitt
As they get older, I forge up a work permit
This is it! make no mistakes
My last album bro...
Gigolo, gigolo

Bahaa beats and my rhymes attack
A scary pact
Who Ya Wit? Like the great Bernie Mac
Wait 'til you see me live in Savannah
My singing kills hits like "Alfonso Soriano" {singing voice}
Your momma told me
Blast her with DNA and scream Yatzee!
Not to be cumbersome
But I was out of ammo son
My balls were also numb
I had a wet dream..
Gotta change the bedding
Eat egg cream..
She let me stick the head in
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Ryan Carter

Ryan Carter

About “Gigolo” by Ryan Carter

Read the complete lyrics to "Gigolo" by Ryan Carter from the album "Welcome to Planet Earth 2: Supreme [Machines] and Devolved [Monsters]" in 2014. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

"Gigolo" is performed by Ryan Carter. from the album "Welcome to Planet Earth 2: Supreme [Machines] and Devolved [Monsters]" in 2014 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Gigolo", explore more songs by Ryan Carter using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Gigolo" is credited to Ryan Carter. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Gigolo" appears on "Welcome to Planet Earth 2: Supreme [Machines] and Devolved [Monsters]" in 2014.

Visit the Ryan Carter artist page at /artist/ryan-carter for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.

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