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DeBlasio and Kaepernick Lyrics by Ryan Parker

2020

A long, long time ago, a guy New York now knows
As Bill deBlasio had a different name
Warren Wilhelm grew into a guy we knew
Would father someone who would play a football game
'87 was the year Bill was feeling cavalier
So he drank a couple beers, and he had a brief affair
That produced a little kid who he went ahead and hid
But we found out what he did, thanks to their crazy hair
They both stand six foot four, their knees both hit the floor
They say they love the poor, even though they're millionaires
They both have lost their game, and they hand out the blame
They're a Sandinistan duo, quite a progressive pair
They both hate the police, they want anything but peace
They both hate Donald Trump, and they both love Joseph Stalin
Bill never was around, but his DNA passed down
To his socialistic son, who was given the name Colin
With the last name Kaepernick, Colin turned out to be quick
'Til he started throwing picks, he was a good QB
DeBlasio, the player, became the New York mayor
About the time his son was vying for the MVP
Bill's his boy's biggest supporter, he has even issued orders
To paint young Colin's slogan on New York's Fifth Avenue
Colin's made his daddy proud firing up the liberal crowd
DeBlasio and Kaepernick, a story so taboo
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Ryan Parker

Ryan Parker

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