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Family Treasures Lyrics by Ryan Scott Oliver

Future Demons

2020

[CLASSMATES]:
Anne White
Anne was the saddest bitch in the ladies' dorms
Her mom had died
And she was feeling shitty
Anne hardly ever spoke
Never made a friend
But wait one sec
Before you give her pity
[CHERYL]:
'Cuz —
Anne was the baddest bitch in the ladies' dorms
She was a thief
And nobody suspected
[HELENA]:
She snuck into our rooms
Shopped like at a store
[MAGGIE]:
And oh my God!
The stuff she soon collected —!
[CLASSMATES]:
A pack o' cigarettеs
A yellow blouse
[SALLY]:
My monogrammed compact
[CLASSMATES]:
Silvеr signet ring
[ANGIE]:
My small leather-covered notebook
[CLASSMATES]:
And a carbon copy of a sonnet
[TINA]:
A black satin slip
[MAGGIE]:
My stuffed gray bear
[HELENA]:
My white pen and pencil set
[CHERYL]:
And my gold ankle bracelet
[CLASSMATES]:
In the trunk with her mother's fur cape
[CHERYL]:
Ooh yeah!
Anne was the maddest bitch in the ladies' dorms
She even fooled
Our dormitory mother
[HELENA]:
Our mama called a meet
Said, "Someone confess"
[MAGGIE]:
And there we were
Condemning one another!
[CHERYL & HELENA]:
Except Anne!
Quiet, friendly Anne!
[CLASSMATES]:
You did it! No you did it!
A pack o' cigarettes
A yellow blouse
[SALLY]:
My monogrammed compact
[CLASSMATES]:
Silver signet ring
[ANGIE]:
My small leather-covered notebook
[CLASSMATES]:
And a carbon copy of a sonnet
[TINA]:
A black satin slip
[MAGGIE]:
My stuffed gray bear
[HELENA]:
My white pen and pencil set
[CHERYL]:
And my gold ankle bracelet
[CLASSMATES]:
In the trunk with her mother's fur cape
[BARBRA]:
Gotta catch the thief
Turnin' ev'ry leaf
Ev'ry girl in grief like
[CLASSMATES]:
"Ain't me! Ain't me!"
[BARBRA]:
Ev'ry little beef
Ev'ry scandalous belief
Paraded to the chief, but
[CLASSMATES]:
"Ain't me! Ain't me!"
[BARBRA]:
'Till we got to Anne's room o' gloom
Everyone said
Her mama's dead
Don't lose your head
Move on instead
But under her bed
Was the whole —
Dang —
Spread!
[CLASSMATES]:
Ahhh!
[BARBRA]:
Each other's privacies and secrets we're learnin'
Ev'ry girl took her shit and took to rippin' and burnin'
While Anne was lacin' a boot
And lookin' cute with our loot
The girl was makin' her escape route
Anne White, shoot —
[CLASSMATES]:
Oh!
A pack o' cigarettes
A yellow blouse
[SALLY]:
My monogrammed compact
[CLASSMATES]:
Silver signet ring
[ANGIE]:
My small leather-covered notebook
[CLASSMATES]:
And a carbon copy of a sonnet
[TINA]:
A black satin slip
[MAGGIE]:
My stuffed gray bear
[HELENA]:
My white pen and pencil set
[CHERYL]:
And my gold ankle bracelet
[CLASSMATES]:
In the trunk with her mother's fur cape
A pack o' cigarettes
A yellow blouse
[SALLY]:
My monogrammed compact
[CLASSMATES]:
Silver signet ring
[ANGIE]:
My small leather-covered notebook
[CLASSMATES]:
And a carbon copy of a sonnet
[TINA]:
A black satin slip
[MAGGIE]:
My stuffed gray bear
[HELENA]:
My white pen and pencil set
[CHERYL]:
And my gold ankle bracelet
[CLASSMATES]:
In the trunk with her mother's fur cape
In the trunk with her mother's fur —
Trunk with her mother's fur —
Trunk with her mother's fur cape!
[CHERYL]:
Anne was the baddest bitch in the ladies' dorms!
Credits
Ryan Scott Oliver

Ryan Scott Oliver

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