[Ryder Thomas and GwennyLOL]
I can try and come up with something else, though
Let me think, uh
Here, let me think
I love your mom
I suck your mom's cock everyday
That was a great one, uh
What do you think of the other I come up with?
Uh...
Fuck!
Okay, that's real
Pee is stored in the balls, in the balls
Pee is stored in the balls
Pee is stored in the balls, in the balls
Pee is stored in the balls, in the balls
All my pee is stored in the balls
All my pee is stored in the balls
Pee is stored in the balls, one, two, three, four!
([laughs])
I... I don't even know what I just...
There's not– I was basically just fucking power chords
I barely actually play chords on this thing
So, I guess I can play a couple on power chords
Daa, da, da, da, da
Daa, daa, da, da, da, da
(Unreleased Wheat song that has me one loop guitar)
(Should I try to do it?)
Yeah, sure
Hey, look, I can play some guitar for you
([?] on the the guitar, how do I make it barley audible?)
I, I assume... I assume it's acoustic, right?
Yeah, it is
I don't know where guitars will go
(I don't play guitar, who do you think–)
(Think I'm actually starting to good at it)
Oh, hey
Okay, okay, first of all, do you actually have that thing tuned at all?
(That's a pretty hard joke)
(It' so– the bass, the low– I only play the low note)
(It's the only note I ever play)
Well, if you actually had that guitar tuned
I could teach you guitar lessons, like...
I kind of like that actually, it reminds me of a shitty bass
I can do that on this too
(Pee is stored in the balls) Why does that actually sound good?
That doesn't even sound that bad, honestly
Well, funny story, I found out you can play a riff, accor–
I found out I could play cool riff just by pressing this one fret
Listen to this
No, it's actually this one
Sorry, what were you sayin'?
I couldn't hear you over my guitar
(That's actually kind of kickass)
(Like, it actually sounds pretty good)
Yeah, I don't even know– I don't know why the hell it actually sounds good
It's literally just me playing the seventh fret of the last string
Let me strum all the open chords
Oh, you're actually getting somewhere
Have you ever played guitar before?
([laughs])
Let me try to play this as fast as I can
Let me strum all the strings
Not too sure, that doesn't all audible
Okay, let me... there we go
Ow! That actually hurt my hands
All of them
Hold on, I just came up with another riff
Listen to this
(Oh, my God, go, go, go, go, go!)
(Might have to upload all of this in Goo-go-gogo [?])
Ah, thank you
Goo-go-gogo
(Goowuhguh, goowuhguh, goowuhguh)
(Goowuhguh, goowuhguh, ugh)
Goowuhguh! Goo-go-gogo!
Go...
Ah, you're from a noise rock band
If that's what it sounds
Here, let me try starting a noise rock band
Okay, you just gotta play one power chord
And then, uh, do this
That's how you do it
([laughs])
(We're still recording Ryder Thomas after playing a live song titled, "We lost Burger king and Hardee's!!!")
This is the last recording
That actually hurt my finger
I did this on the fretboard
That sounds awful
This recording is one gigabyte?
(All three of them)
(All three of them are at least one gigabyte)
Okay, well, after you send to them
I'll give you permission to delete them off of your computer
It's a lot of space
(I'm uploading them to Google Drive right now)
Alright, we'll see
(Let me adjust my mic so it doesn't push it)
This literally called [?] right here
I just play power chords
Finger right here, finger right here
Here's how to play power chords
That's basically how it's done
That actually doesn't sound bad, actually
I could see that as being a good Wheat sample
(Can't do this!)
(How you can't do this?) Okay, let me play...
(How you, how you do– [laughs])
I found out this technique before earlier
So, if you put your finger, like, right here
Like, it sounds like this
If you put your finger right here
Like, you have to put half of your finger right here
Right, right here, and then you, like, strum it
I don't know what the hell you call that
But it's probably some advanced technique some people use
Right now, there's a green box around your thingmajig
I can't hear you
It doesn't sound bad, actually
(I can't do that thing) Oh, he's gone
(How do you do that? How do you do that?)
What was that? (Hahheuehhahaaheuh!)
(It's so loose that whenever I put my finger down sometimes)
(It goes around the thing, it does that)
The hell? (The thingy-thing, I keep missing the thing)
(So, 'cause one's around the thing)
Hey, while you're at it, uh, I assume you're on the recording
At least, if you are, I need to test somethin'
I'm going to my dad's... (I've been recording this for 12 minutes for some reason)
Okay
Here, I have a drumkit here (What are you doing?)
I'm gonna put this phone inside the bass drum
I'm put– I'm putting this inside the bass drum
Here's how it sounds (Well, I don't have a drumkit)
(I don't have a basement, 'cause it's not, well... yeah)
This is my dad's drumkit, this isn't mine
(Bro, I wish I had a drumkit in my house)
(I love the drums and I wish...)
(The only time I ever get to play the drums is at school)
I don't play the drums
Personally, I... I wish I just knew how to drum in general
Okay, here...
Alright, tell me how this sounds
Three, two, one!
