(ok)
(Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum)
Taner, Ryan, & Theo - Chorus
So you want to learn how to teach choir class?
Well listen up and we will teach you fast! (fast!)
So you want to learn how to teach choir class?
Well listen up and we will teach you fast!
Theo - Class Management
Class management, you gotta manage it (manage it)
If you don’t your reputation, you’re gonna damage it (damage it!)
So if you wanna be a good Choir candidate (candidate)
You gotta control the class and learn how to handle it (handle it)
For listening and respect, I’m an advocate (advocate)
If you don't stand up, then I'll make you sit (sit down!)
I’m not joking, this is not a bit
If you don’t stand up, then I’ll throw a fit (err-err!)
Taner - Musical Scales
Scales are important cause they teach you keys (mmm)
I think they’re pretty funky, they’re bees knees fo’ sheez (fo’ sheez!)
You really gotta learn them, they’re like the ABC’s
If you don’t learn them, you’ll work at applebee's (ew!)
Ryan - Vocal Techniques
Wanna change the tone of your voice, from happy to scary
Then open your mouth and imagine a cherry (cherry!) (pop)
And you better keep your diphthongs round
Or all around town you’ll be renownedly clowned (squeak)
Taner, Ryan, & Theo - Chorus
So you want to learn how to teach choir class? (mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm)
Well listen up and we will teach you fast!
So you want to learn how to teach choir class? (ok, ok, ok, ok) (alright)
Well listen up and we will teach you fast!
Ryan - On Task Computer Use
I might be strict with computer use (use)
If I find you on a computer game, there is no excuse (no excuse!)
But as time goes on I’ll start to get loose
And you can be my 6th case of child abuse (uh oh!)
Don’t worry, I’d never hurt kids; I’m just kidding
But it’s true that online games I’ll be forbidding (uh, uh) (mmm, mmm)
And under controlled circumstances, we always raging
Which brings me to my next verse, making class engaging (yessir-ski!) (skrrt-skrrt!)
Taner - Making Class Engaging
Choir class should always be real fun
You’ll love it more than I love my stepson (Charles)
We should always make class engaging for the kids
And make sure they’re never gonna lose their eyelids
Theo - Posture
If you’re a good teacher, your class will prosper
When they stand up, they should have good posture (yup)
You have to stand straight, and not recline
Or else you’ll damage your lower spine (spinal chords)
Taner, Ryan, & Theo - Chorus
So you want to learn how to teach choir class?
Well listen up and we will teach you fast! (OK)
So you want to learn how to teach choir class?
Well listen up and we will teach you fast! (teach you fast!) (can’t wait!)
Taner - Sight-Singing
You gotta learn sight-singing on the spot
It’s much more cool than my ex-wife’s yacht (Diane)
You gotta to be good and fast at sight-singing
You gotta have that split second think-ing (think-ing)
When reading music you gotta have staff perfection
Or else I’ll inject you with a staph infection (AHHH!)
You need to read the music right, in the right direction
The singing has to be right for the right connection (mmm)
Theo - Blend/Balance
When it comes to choir, focus on balance and blend
They’re much more important than my wife’s boyfriend (James) (ugh!)
Blend and balance are important, they make you seem professional
You’ll be so out of this world; extraterrestrial (beep-boop!)
Ryan - Concert Attire
When you have a performance for the class of choir
Be respectful and wear the appropriate attire
A piece of clothing the whole audience will admire (Wow!)
Or else this sub is going to retire (bars)
Taner, Ryan, & Theo - Chorus
So you want to learn how to teach choir class?
Well listen up and we will teach you fast!
So you want to learn how to teach choir class?
Well listen up and we will teach you fast!
(alright)
