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The Tragic Trial of Jolly Saint Nicholas and His Beloved Reindeer Friend (Too Much Eggnog) Lyrics by Sack Lunch!

A Very Sack Lunch! Christmas

2021

[Verse 1]
Dasher's in trouble
Dancer's all stressed
Donner's a goner
Vixen's distressed
Grandma's outside face-first in snow
Run over by a reindeer whose nose is aglow
[Chorus]
Rudolph's on trial for the murder of grandma
Christmas is delayed this year
The presents will arrive a couple months later
As I testify to death by deer
[Verse 2]
Jolly Saint Nick has lost his charm
The jury deliberates hard
The evidence is overwhelming
With grandma face-down in the yard
The elves in attendance couldn't go stand
To testify to the gifts from his [?]
[?] the great Mrs. Claus couldn't seem to convince this court of law
[Chorus x2]
Rudolph's on trial for the murder of grandma
Christmas is delayed this year
The presents will arrive a couple months later
As I testify to death by deer
Rudolph's on trial for the murder of grandma
Christmas is delayed this year
The presents will arrive a couple months later
As I testify to death by deer
[Bridge]
Christmas is done
The gang's behind bars
The case was quite the slam dunk
Santa and Rudolph
Went down for life
As they found Claus was flying 'round drunk
[Chorus x2]
Rudolph's on trial for the murder of grandma
Christmas is cancelled this year
The presents won't arrive even a couple months later
'Cause I testified to death by deer
Rudolph's on trial for the murder of grandma
Christmas is cancelled this year
The presents won't arrive even a couple months later
'Cause testified to death by deer
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Sack Lunch!

Sack Lunch!

About “The Tragic Trial of Jolly Saint Nicholas and His Beloved Reindeer Friend (Too Much Eggnog)” by Sack Lunch!

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