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DON’T FLUSH Lyrics by Salad Dodgers

No Vegetables!

2024

[Intro: Thunder Thighs & Lardball]
Hey, can I use your bathroom?
Yeah
(Coughing)
It smells like shit!
Huh?
Do you even flush?
What?
[Verse 1: Thunder Thighs]
Don't flush, I will rush, I will shit the floor
If I eat some tacos I will shit even more
The bathroom won't be there any fucking more
Once I'm done with it, it can never be restored
Maybe back then, it was clean before
But after I'm done with it, it'll look like a war
Is your bathroom open? I'm up for more
Don't give me spicy food, or else I will roar
After hours in the toilet, my ass will be sore
You wanna see it close up, get ready for gore
Gotta eat on the toilet, I am really fucking bored
You don't wanna smell the gas, oh there's the door
If you smell the big fat shit, you will snore
In the IQ test, I will always underscore
[Interruption: Triple Bs]
What the fuck is this?
This is the most shittiest song ever
Heh, get it, cause, shit
OK
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Salad Dodgers

Salad Dodgers

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"DON’T FLUSH" appears on "No Vegetables!" in 2024.

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