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FAT FRIEND Lyrics by Salad Dodgers

WE AIN’T SKINNY

2025

[Verse 1: Cruise Control]
I have a fat friend, and he's eating everything
If you take his food he becomes a scary thing
Keep on feeding him, he'll turn into a king
I told him to weigh less but he broke my swing
[Verse 2: Cruise Control, Lardball]
Never eat the vegetables his diet's never varying
He keeps eating eating his body's never narrowing
Whenever he steps he breaks the floor
He said "No food left? I need fucking more!"
His fatass can't evеn fit through the door
When he falls, hе shakes earth down to the core
[Verse 3: Lardball, Cruise Control]
He didn't want his veggies so he gave em' to me
His cheeks are so big, got stung by a bee
He should loose weight, we all can agree
His shirt takes up the horizon, can't you see?
I woke up the next day, hunger 100%
Soda's coming out of my faucet
Got a new hobby, bankrupt a buffet
Before I sat down, I ate all the fish
The employee said "I Quit" then left, what a fucking bitch
(Okay)
As my butt puts imprints all across the land
I'm the reason that there's a bridge called Shattered Span
[Outro: Lardball, Cruise Control]
Woah woah woah
Woah woah woah
Woah woah woah
Woah woah woah
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Salad Dodgers

Salad Dodgers

About “FAT FRIEND” by Salad Dodgers

Read the complete lyrics to "FAT FRIEND" by Salad Dodgers from the album "WE AIN’T SKINNY" in 2025. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

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"FAT FRIEND" is credited to Salad Dodgers. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"FAT FRIEND" appears on "WE AIN’T SKINNY" in 2025.

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