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Hold The Lettuce Lyrics by Salad Dodgers

WE AIN’T SKINNY

2025

[Intro: Lardball, THE BIG T]
Yo BIG T, you gonna finish that?
Yeah
[Verse 1: Lardball]
Whats with these people making fun of my weight?
When they should know I could just take up their whole state
Only thing I'm good at is cleaning off my plate
I'm not sitting in line for food, can't take the wait
[Verse 2: THE BIG T]
My name is BIG T, I like to eat D
Eat it all until you P
I'm a real meal G
I go on a lot of eating sprees
I have wood all over me
Weight exceeds? Should be free
[Verse 3: Lardball and THE BIG T]
I really love the pizza guy
He stacks my dominoes real high (Sweatshirt)
I'm too big I can't even fly
If I go on a plane you will all die
[Verse 4: Lardball]
Hold the lettucе yeah they nevеr let us
I sat down and I exploded Venice
Due to our size they will never get us
I robbed the Burger King with some Berettas
[Interlude: DJBRYCE]
DJBRYCE, hit it
Oh yeah here we go now
WHAT fart
[Verse 5: Lardball]
Long live Brock, I live under a rock
When I fart loudly you'll be in shell shock
What time is lunch served? I heard twelve o'clock
My burger is brown just like my sock
[Verse 6: Lardball]
I'm just as big as my RPG
Whole family's big they just copied genes
I'll make it to dinner by any means
And also eat, sleep, repeat is my daily routine
[Verse 7: THE BIG T, Lardball]
I don't feed my kids 'cause took it all (Sweatshirt)
My belly is shaped like a really big ball
I'm quite the opposite of really small
This guy wants my food it'll be a big brawl
Credits
Salad Dodgers

Salad Dodgers

About “Hold The Lettuce” by Salad Dodgers

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"Hold The Lettuce" appears on "WE AIN’T SKINNY" in 2025.

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