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MICROWAVED CHICKEN Lyrics by Salad Dodgers

WE AIN’T SKINNY

2025

[Intro]
Where'd you serve man? Your local Dairy Queen?
No actually I'm able to play this game
'Cause I bought a PC and downloaded it
[Verse 1: Cruise Control, Lardball]
How much grease can you fit inside of me?
Oh scratch that bro, I'm not as fit as you can see
If you cut your nails please put it on a plate
Anything that's solid is a meal I won't waste
Just like frozen chicken yeah, I eat it on the sell by date
In large quantities like children near a birthday cake
Cook in 5 minutes yeah you know that I can't wait
If you don't hurry I'll eat you for goodness sake
I'm a Pro, Captain, and All Star in eating
Buffalo chicken in a box I'll be seeking
Went to jail for stalking the chef, I was peeking
Not at thе man's ass, but his food that he was heating
When I was caught his mouth was squеaking
And a lawsuit came, I went "Bitch you are tweaking"
[Verse 2: Cruise Control, Lardball]
My belly my rules, oh wait wrong song
Say I should be healthy, you are very wrong
Not gonna lie the chef had a good thong
If you challenge me, we cannot get along
Yeah I love to eat, and I love to rhyme
I'm never full, and I'm never satisfied
My rap game is strong, but my waistline is bigger
I can't move fast but I can eat like a tiger
I'm a big old man, this suit is gonna split
I try and squeeze in but the costume won't fit
My belly's hanging out, it just ain't right
I can't be out in public or folks will get a fright
[Verse 3: Cruise Control, Lardball]
I eat bowls of chicken with a big side of cheese (What)
It's worth it even though I get diabete (Okay)
I get turned on when I get a wedgie
I'm the most popular in the downstreet Deli
Someone stole my chicken, yeah the plot thickens
At my microwave the mission begins
And I see it gone, and I start to get sickened
Now that it's missing, how will I rethicken?
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Salad Dodgers

Salad Dodgers

About “MICROWAVED CHICKEN” by Salad Dodgers

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"MICROWAVED CHICKEN" appears on "WE AIN’T SKINNY" in 2025.

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