[Intro: Lardball & Thunder Thighs] So um, this time on the Salad Dodgers We're gonna make a song about No Vegetables Fuck it [Verse 1: Thunder Thighs & Lardball] I only love food my belly my rules When I go to the restaurant it really rules All of the cheeseburgers make me drool I may be big, but I ain't no fool Inside my belly rolls you'll find all the grease If you want the meat, oh just say please You know my favorite restaurant is Mickey Ds When the employees come in, oh they just say jeez [Verse 2: Thunder Thighs & Lardball] My one true lovе is my big chicken nugget (nugget) Whеn I have to shit, no bathroom there's a bucket (bucket) I'm watching my anime, don't unplug it (plug it) I have to eat on a budget, but I fucking love it I'm so damn huge I can't swim in the ocean My belly will jiggle on the floor, it's in motion I ate too much, think I'll cause my demotion Although I weigh too much, I'm just causing erosion I'm the eating king you better salute Just as long as you don't give me any fucking fruits My ass is so dirty it only pollutes Don't give me any hot sauce, or else I will toot My fart will be so loud you'll be fucking mute [Interruption: Triple Bs] What did you say? You think I wouldn't be here? That's it You call that rap Let me go a little fast Here I come [Verse 3: Triple Bs] You guys aren't so big I'll crush you like a fucking twig I'll wear you like a cute damn wig You'll be scared you have to dig At least I have some big ass muscles that will fit you like a puzzle Once I'm here you'll have some trouble I'm so big I can't eat double (BHBC) Oil up, I'm almost done Once I'm here you will back up You can't fit all my junk, I'm like a grape I'm so plump Touch me once I will blow up You guys are nothing just break up You know me, I can't jump You need a truck to pick me up I'm the biggest, so just give up
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