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Rude Pussy Lyrics by Sam Lachow

Brand New Bike

2012

[Intro: Sam Lachow]
Who you think you are Marilyn Monroe
Hell no (Nooo)
Now who you think you are Marilyn Monroe
Hell No (Hell no)
(aye yo, Megan Vice, John Martin)
Lets do it

[Verse 1: Sam Lachow]
She was a little too cool
Little too good lookin'
Heard she works at that American apparel in Brooklyn
I guess she got it all
But she don't know what looks
Im a real fly guy with a surprise in side
She tell me rude pussy
I could swear ive seen her before
You shut me down in middle school but that's not me anymore
You know exactly what you're doing and you're doing it well
But don't be surprised when you find out that your shit kinda smells
We've got Big Butt Becky
Pretty Titty Nicki
You know im always on the chicks for a Cute Face Grace
She was a fine dime piece
But she knew it tho
Im like whats the matter baby
You to cool to smoke?
She was a rude bitch
A super rude bitch
Yeah that's the kinda chick that's so hard to be cool with
That's the type of chick that thinks shes out my league
Shes kinda cool but she ain't cooler than me

[Hook: John Martin]
She always looks like
She thinks her shits nice
But you're not cooler than me
Rude Pussy
Makes me wanna throw up when ya
Get to rolling your eyes
You're not cooler than me
R. U. D. E
P. U. double S. Y. rude pussy
R. U. D. E. P. U. Double S. Y

[Verse 2: Megan Vice]
Im a rude bitch
Imma I'mma rude bitch
Im the type of chick that's so hard to be cool with
Im the type of chick at the party that's throwing money [?]
Whats your name (wait for me)
Na get your money
Im the type of chick who gets drinks for free
You better think big money when you think of me
I got these motherfuckers fallin' in love
Im with my girls yelling out like 'we don't want no troubs'
I got a white boy troy
A sugar dad chad
I got a rich two peter
Im driving his two seater
Im dating these twin brothers who don't know about each other
Ones paying for my school
The others paying my rent
And no im not a gold digger
Im just playing to win
See I like nice things but I ain't payin' for them
Im the type of chick who know im outta your league
You're kinda cool but you ain't cool then me

[Hook]
She always looks like
She thinks her shits nice
But you're not cooler than me
Rude Pussy
Makes me wanna throw up when ya
Get to rolling your eyes
You're not cooler than me
R. U. D. E
P. U. double S. Y. rude pussy
R. U. D. E. P. U. Double S. Y

[Verse 3:]

[Sam Lachow]
Who you think you are Marilyn Monroe
Hell no (Nooo)
Now who you think you are Marilyn Monroe
Hell No (Hell no)

[John Martin]
Alright listen here
When that pussy [?]
Like she went and wipped her shoes
On the carpet that you just vacuumed
You gotta let her know that all that shit got to go
And that its not her style to rock an attitude

[Hook]
She always looks like
She thinks her shits nice
But you're not cooler than me
Rude Pussy
Makes me wanna throw up when ya
Get to rolling your eyes
You're not cooler than me
R. U. D. E
P. U. double S. Y. rude pussy
R. U. D. E. P. U. Double S. Y

[Outro:]
AW HELL NO HOE AHLALDORLADROOO
Credits
Sam Lachow

Sam Lachow

About “Rude Pussy” by Sam Lachow

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"Rude Pussy" is credited to Sam Lachow. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Rude Pussy" appears on "Brand New Bike" in 2012.

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