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Cold Inside Lyrics by Critical Role

Critical Role Presents: Winter’s Crest (A Holiday Album)

2024

[Verse 1 - Laudna]
Why is it the same time of every year
The rain turns to snow and Whitestone freezes over?
The gnomes and halflings all run inside
And laugh and play around a roaring fire
[Verse 2 - Laudna]
Winter's Crest you're just not for me
You make me shiver and shake
Even Pâté could see
That you warm people's hearts but mine has a flaw
Please won't you let me thaw?
[Chorus - Laudna, Pâté de Rolo, Fresh Cut Grass, Chetney]
I'm feeling old
She don't age because she's undead
But I'm feeling bold
She gives unsettlin' presents
Won't someone tell me why I feel so cold inside?
(Spoken) Probably 'cause you're dead
Shut up Chetney!
[Post-Chorus - Laudna, Imogen, Chetney]
I'd hug the Dawnfather
(Spoken) I don't think he likes hugs
I'd eat a whole fireball
(Spoken) The acid reflux!
No matter how hard I try I feel so cold inside
[Verse 2 - Pâté de Rolo, Laudna]
(Spoken) Don't worry Laudna, I got an idea!
(Sung) Well what if I were to skitter down your arm and do a little dance
While you sit all snuggled up 'round the toasty fireplace
Would that be enough to melt away the ice?
You're cute Pâté but I still feel so cold inside
[Verse 3 - Fresh Cut Grass, Laudna]
What if I baked for you in three-part harmony
Hot Winter's Crest pie with warm Chellerum jelly?
And cut you the hottest burn-the-roof-of-your-mouth slice
That sounds delicious but it would soon turn cold inside
[Verse 4 - Chetney, Laudna]
What if I took all my scrap wood and sawdust and wood shavings and I set it all on fire
And it was really hot but if it wasn't hot enough I'd make the fire bigger and the village would be on fire
And I'd be on fire and then you'd be on fire how does that sound do you think that would warm you up?
Chetney, I appreciate the effort but I think you're just describing arson
Yeah so what?
[Chorus - Laudna, Pâté de Rolo, Fresh Cut Grass, Chetney]
I'm feeling old
She don't age because she's undead
But I'm feeling bold
She gives unsettlin' presents
Won't someone tell me why I feel so cold inside?
Well you don't have a heartbeat
Mate I'm warning you!
[Post Chorus - Laudna]
I'd walk across a wasteland (walk across a wasteland)
To shake a phoenix by their burning hand (la da da da)
No matter how hard I try I feel so cold inside
(Ba da da da da da)
I feel so cold inside
(Ba da da da da da)
I feel so cold– I'm so cold
[Verse 5 - Imogen]
Why is it the same time of every year
You act so coy, yeah I think you enjoy
To say you're frozen but then you decide
To sit your freezin' bones down by my side
[Verse 6 - Imogen, Chetney]
And start meltin' once I get near
I give you the same gift I give you every year
A kiss on the cheek, we all know what happens next
Everybody hit the deck!
Why is everybody hidin' all of a sudden? Nobody ever tells me anything–oh my god!
[Chorus - Laudna, Chetney]
I'm feelin' hot (It's a holiday tradition)
And I like it a lot (The great Laudna ignition)
Thank the stars in the sky now I feel so warm inside
I tell ya it gets bigger every year
[Post Chorus - Laudna, Imogen, Fresh Cut Grass, Pâté de Rolo]
Oh Winter's Crest (Oh Winter's Crest)
You're the time that I love best
By the end of the night I feel so warm
When we're all together
We can't help but sing along
By the end of the night we feel so warm inside
(Ba da da da da da da da da da da da)
[Outro - Chetney]
Every year she burns my goddamn eyebrows off!
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Critical Role

Critical Role

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