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Softer, Worse, Slower, Weaker Lyrics by Sam Strake

2023

More than ever, hours boring
Time goes on inexorably
When I look over my shoulder
The spectre gets ever closer

Getting older, knees are hurting
Hair is greying, back ain't working
Can't remember a god damn thing
Get hungover after two drinks

Every singer is a child
Nothing ever makes me smile
Confused when I see the word "rizz"
Still don't know who Baby Gronk is

Getting fatter, vision's blurry
Don't remember turning 30
Every week a nеw prescription
Turning into Homer Simpson

No new friеndships, I've got plenty
Who could ever need more than three
Bank account is overdrawn
Want these kids off my damn lawn

Last decade was 2003
Avatar is a new movie
Modern rappers make me angry
After 9pm, I'm cranky

No desires, always tired
Won't be able to retire
Not progressing in my career
Today, I had to shave my ears

Noticed MILFs are younger than me
Get turned on by HGTV
Scrolling down to find my birthday
Doing chores is my wife's foreplay
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