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Keep It Clean (The Fuck Song) Lyrics by Sammy J

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Keep it clean?
What does that mean?
You mean I can't say fuck?
'Cause fuck is obscene?
According to who?
According to you?
Well, what about me?
Do I get to be offended too
At a word of my choosing?
And stop you from using it
When I'm around?
And I guess you'll say that it's not about you
It's society's view
The word shouldn't be said
Well, fuck me dead—that's just passing the fuck buck
People like me and you are society, too
And every time we don't say fuck
We pump that fucker up
'Til it's fucking huge
Then everyone thinks the word fuck is rude
It's just like the royal family
This linguistic monarchy
Words that are born into privilege
And raised from the cot to be taught that they're not
Like the other words in the playground
But the poor word fuck must look around sometimes
And say, What the fuck? I tried
To be a normal word
And I don't know how this occurred
But five hundred years ago, some fat fuck in England
Preferred I wasn't heard
So he referred the word
Up to the board of civility
Whose recent decisions included provisions
For tax offsets when keeping slaves
So their moral compass could clearly be trusted
And as a result, the word fuck got adjusted
To one not befitting virtuous lives
Then they went home and bashed their multiple wives
And I guess you'll say, There's a time and a place
And some people don't like the word fuck in their face
And I get that, I know
I'm just trying to show it's unfair
'Cause I don't like the word moist
It offends me
It makes me feel ill
But everyone uses it still
If it were up to me
I'd outlaw "moist" and set "fuck" free
And there are other words as well
That have it far too easy
Like "sluice" and "yeast" and "kumquat"
"Gluten", "smegma", "womb" and "queasy"
And every time we don't say fuck
(Fuck this!)
We pump that fucker up
(Fuck that!)
And we justify
The fucking fucks who still deny the fact
(Fuck them!)
That everyone says fuck
(Fuck me!)
I do, and so do you
(Fuck you!)
And sometimes when I'm speaking
(Fuck him!)
Only a fuck will do
(Fuck who?)
It's fucking earned its place
(Fuck yeah!)
And fuck it—saying fuck is fun!
The world has lots of fucking problems
But the word fuck isn't one
Credits
Sammy J

Sammy J

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