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Birthday Bash Lyrics by Samson (USA)

2021

One hell of a party
I wish I was there
But with all this COVID
I bet you guys were scared

Well you probably followed every rule with all the activities you did that night
I mean you probably kept six feet apart the whole time and you only took your mask off with pictures, right?
I bet you did
I bet you took every precaution
I bet you stopped the party every 20 minutes just to check everybody's temperature often
I bet you did
I bet evеrybody had to show their proof for their vax
And if they didn't thеy had to go home 'cause Obama would never approve of this crap
I bet all the servers and caterers had to wear gloves when they served you your fave dessert
I really hope that you paid them first 'cause they were risking their lives celebrating your date of birth

You said that you scaled it back
'Cause there's too much at stake
Yeah I bet you scaled it back
'Cause y'all motherfuckers are a bunch of snakes

If I were to get a big group together
The media would put me through the shredder
I'd be responsible for everybody's death
For the next six months, a super spreader

But Obama, don't be stupid never
This event was sophisticated
This ain't no bean toss, beer chugging, bullshit in the backyard listening to a playlist of country music

You dumb, useless, stupid, small, little measly, runts
We can party if we damn well please
But you?
Not even once
Don't think about it
Matter of fact, it'd be better if you just didn't think at all
Now shut the fuck up and put your mask on before we have to get more deeply involved

We were outside
But under a tent
So technically that makes it inside, but it was still outside, you know what I meant
Shut up
Whatever you're never gonna hear the story from us
We'll just have Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo talk about Trump and how horrible he was

The media would take a dump in their britches
If they caught wind that a Republican did this
And that just goes to show the double standards and the hypocrisies when it comes to this instance
Doesn't it just piss you off?
They come and they cut your small business off
They grip their claws around and constrict 'til you ain't making shit
Then they tell you to suck it up and limp it off
Then they skip and hop into their private jets and fly to Barack's island to thrive and rest
Burning all that fuel into the sky while our fragile climate is in such a dire stress
With all these dying people packed in the hospitals I think you should feel a tad bit responsible
You could've probably killed so many friends of yours
You just added to the top of the toll

That's what you say to me
When I walk into Kroger maskless
Why would I follow these rules that you yourself don't even practice
Perhaps if you stuck to your story we wouldn't be so fucking disorderly
You say that it's dangerous and then you do shit like this and that's just what (floors?) me
Well you're my role model
You're the one I'm supposed to follow
So I'm gonna call everybody I know and throw a big ass party like there's no tomorrow
The Newsom way
The Obama way
Like a Nancy Pelosi spa day

We're gonna rip the mask off and hug each other
'Til we can't hold on any longer yay
It may not be as sophisticated as yours
But I gotta work with what my pay can afford
I'm just taking orders from the people that matter
The powerful ones
This is straight from the source
Thanks Obama I get the message
Your actions spoke loud and clear
Fuck the World Health Organization, the CDC, and Vauci
Here's the bottom line

Alright how long are we gonna do this
It's all up to us and it always has been, there really ain't nothing new to it
Our rights are being stripped all you gotta do is take a look around
And it's only gonna get worse from here unless we as a whole put our foot down
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Samson (USA)

Samson (USA)

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