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Who Do I Have to Blank to Get Out of This Show? Lyrics by Sandy Bainum

It Might Be Fun

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[Intro]
I'm stuck in Howe, Indiana
When I should be in NYC
When you're stuck in Howe, well, how can a
Person be what she wants to be?
Gotta leave this troupe, gotta fly the coop
I'll never get to Broadway if I don't
Still I'd miss the check, I'd be broke, a wreck
So while I should leave I probably won't
But still, please tell me
[Verse 1]
Who do I have to blank to get out of this show?
Who do I have to blank? Step right up—I'll blank and blow
I got so much I can do, but I do it for only a few
When you're stuck doin' Bus and Truck
Then you're out of luck
And you're just a blank for doin' it
[Verse 2]
Who do I have to blank to get out of this show?
Everything's so blanked up, I could just say "blank" and go
How do you get your big break
When you're playin' split weeks in Salt Lake?
Each new town really gets you down
You don't dream, you drown
You're a proper noun for doin' it
[Bridge]
Blank! Get me out of this show
Blank! Hit the road, gotta go
Blank! Throw a bone I can grab
Any bone at all, then call me a cab
Blank! I'm so bored I could die
Blank! Wanna shout my goodbye
Blank! Well, just fill in the blanks
Sayin' toodle-oo to you with my thanks and
[Verse 3]
Who do I have to blank to get out of this show?
I'm so blanked up right now I don't even blankin' know
I'm at the end of my rope
And I don't know how long I can cope
When the next stop is blankety-blankin' Kokomo
So, who do I have to blank to get out of this show?
[Instrumental Break]
[Bridge]
Blank! Get me out of this show
Blank! Hit the road, gotta go
Blank! Throw a bone I can grab
Any bone at all, then call me a cab
Blank! I'm so bored I could die
Blank! Wanna shout my goodbye
Blank! Well, just fill in the blanks
Sayin' toodle-oo to you with my thanks and
[Verse 3]
Who do I have to blank to get out of this show?
I'm so blanked up right now I don't even blankin' know
I'm at the end of my rope
And I don't know how long I can cope
When the next stop is blankety-blankin' Kokomo
So, who do I have to blank to get out of this show?
Blank!
Credits
Sandy Bainum

Sandy Bainum

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