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Oklahoma? Lyrics by Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels: Original Broadway Cast Recording

2005

[JOLENE]
Down in the Panhandle
Where we manhandle
All that beef cattle
And the snakes rattle
And the wind whistles
Through the dead thistles
It's a little piece of heaven—
With a big house 'n
Lots of big cows 'n
Lots of big sky 'n
Lots of dust flyin'
And I'll be so happy since
I'm bringin' home a prince
To my little piece of heaven
Oklahoma
Eeee!!
Don't you love it when the bobcats howl?
Don't you love it when the coyotes call?
Well, I know a few tricks
With a thirty ought-six
You can watch me blow those
Little fuckers' heads— clean— off!
And then, oh boy
We'll go two steppin'
Through the arroyo
Watch what you step in
'Cause them cattle eat their share
And it's gotta go somewhere
In my little piece of heaven
Oklahoma
And we'll motor into Tulsa for the weeken'
Through the windows of the pickup, we'll be peekin'
Not a tree or a Jew
To block the lovely view
There's a race track and a zoo—
[ENSEMBLE]
And Oral Roberts U!
[JOLENE]
And we'll dress you up nifty
In a big Stetson
With some SPF 50
So no sun gets in
'Cause that freckle on your skin
Can do a feller in
And the shade is mighty thin in Oklahoma
And our leading cause of death...
Is Melanoma
[ENSEMBLE]
Melanoma!
Hyah!
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Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

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