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Rhinoceros Under The Bed Lyrics by Sara Lovell

Wild is Everywhere

2018

There’s a rhinoceros under the bed
Can you believe what I’ve just said
I can see it’s horn sticking through my pillow
Won’t get my forty winks, oh no
Oh I’d better go to another room in this house
There’s a hippopotamus in the bath
If it wasn’t so big I’d have to laugh
Used up my soap and my shampoo
What’s going on, is this a coup
So I’d better move to another room in this house
I’m a little bit hungry
I’m a little bit thirsty
Oh no there’s a crocodile in my kitchen
Oh no its tail is breaking all the dishes
Is there any safer place
Maybe down the stairs
But there’s an elephant in the basement
This is a serious misplacement
I’m in for a number of very large repairs
There’s a rhinoceros under the bed
A crocodile in the kitchen
A hippopatumus in the bath
And you know what I’ve been wishing
If there has to be a zoo inside my house
I’d much prefer to have a mouse
Or a long necked grouse
Or a beetle or a gerbil
Or a rainbow trout
Or a lizard or squirrel
Or our long lost turtle
Or a pot bellied piggy with a snout
Instead I’ve got
These big bad boys
Now how do I get them out
Don’t think anyone would listen now
If I said my pantry has a cow
What I wouldn’t give to hear a simple bow wow wow
Or a chirp or a tweet or a little meow
There’s a rhinoceros under the bed
You might think you’ve been mislead
But if you come over here right now
You’ll see his backside sticking out
Hey on second thought
Can I come over to your house?
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Sara Lovell

Sara Lovell

About “Rhinoceros Under The Bed” by Sara Lovell

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"Rhinoceros Under The Bed" appears on "Wild is Everywhere" in 2018.

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