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Andy Walking Lyrics by Saturday Night Live

SNL Digital Shorts

2006

[Tag (over the black screen): "An SNL Digital Short"]

[Title screen reads "Andy Walking" and the theme song plays]

[Andy Samberg is standing next to the NBC Studios building and is talking to a microphone]

ANDY: Hi America, Andy Samberg here on the streets of New York City. Everyone knows that people in television are way smarter than regular people out on the street. So I thought it'd be fun to go around and ask people simple questions, and see how dumb they look when they try to answer them. Come on!

[Andy is standing next to a middle-aged man]

ANDY: Who was the first president of the United States?

MAN #1: George Washington.

[Andy laughs and shakes his head, cut to Andy standing next to a black man]

ANDY: Who is the current vice president of thе United States?

Man #2: Dick Chenеy.

ANDY: [chuckles] This is gonna be worse than I thought.

[Cut to Andy standing next to another man]

ANDY: Who was the first person to walk on the moon?

Man #4: Uh, Neil Armstrong.

ANDY: Wrong.

[Cut to Andy standing next to a black man]

ANDY: What fast-food chain is Ronald McDonald associated with?

Man #2: McDonald's.

ANDY: Are you McSure? 'Cause I've never heard of that.

[Cut to Andy standing next to a woman]

ANDY: Okay, here's my impression of you. (mockingly) "Duh, duh, duh, duh, I'm a girl, I'm walking around on the street." That's you!

[Cut to Andy pointing at random pedestrians]

ANDY: Idiot. Fartbrain. No class.

[Cut to a man walking by]

ANDY: [mocking him] Oh hey, look at me, I'm a big stupid dummy, walking to work with my stupid bag. (The man looks at him) [to cameraman] Is he looking at us? Is he looking? Let's go.

[Cut to Andy standing next to a black man]

ANDY: How many states are there in the U.S.?

Man #2: 50.

ANDY: Are you McSure? [laughing] From before.

[Cut to Andy standing next to a middle-aged man]

ANDY: What does CIA stand for?

Man #1: Central Intelligence Agency.

(Andy gives a puzzled look to the camera and chuckles)

[Cut to Andy walking next to pedestrians]

ANDY: Look at all these people. None of them know anything.

[Cut to Andy standing next to another middle-aged man]

ANDY: How many states are there in the U.S.?

Man #4: 50.

ANDY: Correct. (he then shakes his head to the camera and mouths, "No, it was not")

[Cut to Andy standing next to a group of three women]

ANDY: Okay, complete this phrase: The Declaration of Indepen-

WOMEN: Dence.

ANDY: Yeah you are!

[Cut to several clips of Andy hysterically laughing next to random passerby]

[Title screen appears again and the theme song plays]
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About “Andy Walking” by Saturday Night Live

Read the complete lyrics to "Andy Walking" by Saturday Night Live from the album "SNL Digital Shorts" in 2006. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Non-Music, Comedy, TV.

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"Andy Walking" is credited to Saturday Night Live. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Andy Walking" appears on "SNL Digital Shorts" in 2006.

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