Yo what the fuck is that
You better have another bag or pass my money back
I was in the mood to bun a couple spliffs or blue
I didn't expect a crack head chav with a missing tooth
To turn up and charge me £20 for a shitty zoot
And where the fuck you been? you only live down the road
You told me you would be 5 minutes half an hour ago
I know your sick of getting raided by the cops
And shotting weed from your own place is kinda hot
But I don't wanna have to wait outside the shop like jay and silent bob
Cuz by the time u get here my craving might have stopped
And why's your bud always too wet cuz its better weights
I asked for an eighth, you get two tenners and take a J
All week you've been saying its blue berry and lemon haze
It smells likes its been stashed in my shoe sweating for seven days
If I had just found someone else then I probably already be in my crib
Splitting a cig, then sprinkle the piff in a rizzle then twist the tip of the spliff
I used to shot shit weed and shift these when I was 15
A 16th is what I used to pay a tenner for
Back in the day when leng was draw, and no body ever used the word peng before
These days its like im smoking less but im spending more
I know its true and so do you, theres no excuse
Most weed dealers I come across are hopeless fools
I know you had an alky mum and never had to go to school
But when it comes to shotting you should know a few unspoken rules
One, lunar gets bigger deals cuz he's dope as fuck
Two, I want twos every time your rolling up
Three, ive got to sample every batch so I know its good
And four, don't let me ever ever down or let me sober up
It ain't about who gets to call shots
I shouldn't have to tell u this shit, this is your job
When you ain't on time I just sit and hope its a short stop
When I don't turn up on time you just walk off
I ain't loyal, I buy where ever the price is better
You've got the squill but you don't like the pressure
Thats why next week you'll be asking me where you can buy a tenners
You'll never have a real life, no mortgage or car
Nothing happening, ??
This is for all the times I bit my tongue
For all the times I wanted a spliff to bun and you didn't come
So next time a costumers calling and no ones answering
Look down and think about who paid for the clothes your standing in
Yo, theres times when ive only got cash for my rizla and a packet of cigs
So don't be acting as if im trying to rip u off every time I ask for a tick
I don't know why your always acting like a G
Your little bag of thai weed won't satisfy me
Say something, one left hook will crack your right cheek
And make your head bounce around like its appetite beat
I get the munchies of the twenty bongs
Walk in to a restaurant, naked with a petral bomb and a semi on
Like lets get it on
Ill tell the chef I want some dinosaur meat and then beat him up if he gets it wrong
And smash the place to pieces like a pissed off deceptacon
I need a zoot to blaze when im stressed
But its a vicious circle ive got shooting pains in my chest
But you're one of the dudes that's made me in debt
So watch your mouth cause I'm about to go super sayan, I'm vexed
I'll climb my way through your kitchen window and find a blade
Stick it in your cats head and throw it in a microwave
I'll fill your house with live grenades
And block your fire escapes
Woah, maybe im being harsh, put this all behind us mate
I'm taking this with me and I hope you have a delightful day
Come and tweet me @lunarfuckingc, type the name
You've heard me out and listened so before this ends I would like to say
My presence is a blessing, your welcome by the way, YEAH
