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Hold My Yod Lyrics by Schmekel

The Whale that Ate Jonah

2013

[Ricky]
Isn’t it sexy that we’re friends
Wouldn’t it be fun to pretend
That you’re the rabbi and you caught me skipping class
I did not recite my prayers so bend me over a classroom chair
Pull my hair and fuck me in the ass
Isn't it hot that we are friends
And that I’m not completely gay
So punish me for working so hard on the holy day
Show me how to find G-d for I’ve been a wayward Jew
And I need to be told what to do
[all]
Oy oy oy oy oy...
[Ricky]
Isn’t it charming that we're buds
Three years of T made me a stud
So shove me into the wall with an alarming thud
Hope you don’t mind that I’m smitten looking at the place where you
Left a giant black and blue
[all]
Oy oy oy oy oy...
[Ricky]
Isn’t it splendid that we’re chums
Aren’t you glad we aren’t frum
So won’t you beat me with a flogger on my bum
You make me come in such a complicated way
Oh, what would Shmuley say
[all]
Oy oy oy oy oy...
[Ricky]
You inspire something tender
You require something shmaltzy
Oh you bring out something emo
Something fuzzy soft and artsy
Shove things in my mouth benevolently
Tie me up magnificently
Bite me but not too gently
You beat me up so elegantly
[all]
Oy oy oy oy oy...
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About “Hold My Yod” by Schmekel

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"Hold My Yod" is credited to Schmekel. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Hold My Yod" appears on "The Whale that Ate Jonah" in 2013.

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