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Minecraft Noob Lyrics by Schwizzle

Chips

2018

[Verse 1]
\nThis noob just bought Minecraft
\nAnd he doesn't know what a diamond is
\nSo he goes out searching for iron and gold and coal only
\nHe finds something with blue shiny--lights, but
\nThey're not lights, it's just the flickering diamonds!
\nHe doesn't mine them, because he's afraid that it'll blow up his house
\nEven though he's fifty blocks below his house
\nHe sees a creeper in the cave
\nAnd then he proceeds to walk towards it
\nCuz he doesn't know what it is
\n
\n[Hook]
\nHe's a noob, he's a noob
\nHe doesn't know how to play the game
\nHe's a Minecraft noob
\nHe's a noob, he's a noob
\nHe doesn't know how to play the game
\nHe's a Minecraft noob
\n
\n[Verse 2]
\nNo one ever told him how to play the game
\nSo he had to figure it out all for himself
\nHe paid the \$27 dollars, then he was like
\n"Yo, this is pretty cool!"
\nHe doesn't know about multiplayer yet
\nHe doesn't know about Hypixel or Bedwars yet
\nHe just tries to mine those iron and gold
\nHe doesn't even know what emeralds are
\nIt's so sad sometimes, you'll see him mining in the cave
\nAnd then he'll be like, "Wow, I can't find any gold!"
\n"My life is ruined, cuz I can't make a gold pickaxe!"
\n"I would have to put like, 300,000 in my inventory go--"
\n"T-To go mining"
\n
\n[Hook]
\nHe's a Minecraft noob, he just bought the game
\nOh yeah, he's a Minecraft noob
\nIf only he knew what diamonds and emeralds were
\nHe would prolly be better off
\nHe's a Mine--craft--noob
\nHe doesn't know how to play, so he's a Minecraft noob
\n
\n[Bridge]
\nYa better learn what multiplayer is
\n(Minecraft noob!)
\nYou better do something other than mine
\nFor iron and gold, he's a Minecraft--
\n
\n[Interlude/Outro]
\nNoob-noob-noob-noob
\nNoob-noob-noob-noob
\nNoob-noob-noob-noob
\nNoob-noob-noob-noob
\nNoob-noob-noob-noob
\nNoob-noob-noob-noob
\nNoob-noob-noob-noob
\nNoob-noob-noob-noob\n\n
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Schwizzle

Schwizzle

About “Minecraft Noob” by Schwizzle

Read the complete lyrics to "Minecraft Noob" by Schwizzle from the album "Chips" in 2018. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop, Gaming, Comedy.

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"Minecraft Noob" is credited to Schwizzle. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Minecraft Noob" appears on "Chips" in 2018.

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