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Museum Lyrics by Schwizzle

Chips

2018

[Verse 1]
\nThere was one time that I was robbin' the bank
\nAnd then I went to the criminal base
\nAnd I was like, yo, what's this new thing
\nIt's standin' in the lobby, right next to the car
\nSo I went to check out the museum
\nBecause I had forgotten that it'd opened on June 26, 2018
\nSo, I got there, and then I tried to rob it
\nBut I died because I didn't know how I'm s'posed to rob it
\nI went back like, 5 minutes later
\nAnd I tried to rob it again
\nI got like 3200 bucks
\nApparently you can get 6400
\nBut a lot of the players had already taken stuff
\nIt was kind of annoying, because they don't respawn
\nLike the jewels in the jewellery store
\nIt's pretty hard to rob
\nBecause the cops are always camping it
\nYeah!
\n
\n[Chorus]
\nI'm robbin' the museum
\nI'm robbin' the museum
\nDid I mention the jewellery store, the bank and--the--train
\nI'm robbin' the museum
\nI'm robbin' the museum
\nDid I mention the jewellery store and the train
\nAnd the bank, I forgot to say bank
\n
\n[Verse 2]
\nThe train is really easy to rob
\nBecause none of the cops can really camp it
\nBecause the train is travelling across--a train track
\nSo the cops would have to get into the train
\nOnly criminals can open the train as far as I'm concerned, so
\nIt would have to be a cop that--is camping it for a WHILE!
\nBut there are more stores to rob
\nSo if there was some cop camping it I'd prolly just go to the bank
\nThe jewellery store is really annoying
\nBecause the parachute is so glitchy
\nAt least when you're a snowman, I jump off the building
\nAnd then it--uh, launches
\nAnd then I hit the ground
\nAnd then I stay there for like 5 seconds
\nOr I get glitched there, and I have to reset character
\nAnd lose all my money!
\nIt's so annoying!
\nIt's so annoying!
\nI want to throw it off a building!
\n
\n[Chorus]
\nI'm robbin' the jewellery store, the bank and the train
\nAnd did I mention the museum
\nI'm robbin the jewellery store and the train
\nAnd did I mention the museum
\n
\n[Verse 3]
\nSo there's a gas station
\nWhen you're leaving the prison 'n you go to the right
\nYou can only rob it for 500 dollars
\nIf you had bigger bag it's only 50% of that
\nSo, if you're gonna rob it
\nMake sure to go into the back
\nSo that the police don't see you
\nAlso park in the back, yeah, yeah, yeah
\nThere is another place to rob
\nAnd it's called the donut shop
\nNo cops are ever camping it, so it's a pretty easy
\n500 or 1000 dollars, I can't remember
\nI think it's 1000 if you have bigger bag
\nAnd 500 if you don't
\nWhen you're leaving the prison it's just to the left
\nOh yeah, and I'm robbin' the museum!\n\n
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Schwizzle

Schwizzle

About “Museum” by Schwizzle

Read the complete lyrics to "Museum" by Schwizzle from the album "Chips" in 2018. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Comedy, Meme Rap, Gaming.

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"Museum" is credited to Schwizzle. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Museum" appears on "Chips" in 2018.

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