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Capt’s Log: Dr. Anthony Purplepoop Memorial Crevice Lyrics by Scoochie Boochie

The Lost City of Atlantits

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Captain’s Log. 1100 hours, Danish Standard Time. The lovemaking lasted from late spring to mid-fall, followed by a lovely post-fuck brunch with these abyssal succubi. Normally they devour their seductees, but they decided it would be a shame to deprive the world of my sexual gifts. They didn’t know where to find Atlantits, but they had heard of a strange glow emanating from the Dr. Anthony Purplepoop Memorial Crevice. And I must say, this mighty hole honors the good doctor’s memory splendidly. I’d climb up for a better view, but it’s a little difficult to movе in this solid gold Versace sea suit. Visibility: low to modеrate. Primary obstacle being the clouds from my harmonica-style mounted vape. (takes a rip, coughs) Wait, what is that? George, come in. (staticky whinny). No. It’s not Atlantits. It’s just an old shipwreck laden with precious treasure. Yet another in a string of luxurious disappointments. Well, there’s no sense looking a gift horse in the mouth. George, bring her around and drop the big magnet. And while you’re at it, drop that beat
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Scoochie Boochie

Scoochie Boochie

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