[Intro: Cody Ko]
Did he just say, "Disney Channel flow?" Oh no. Don't-- don't rap about the Disney Channel. Things you should never rap about: taxes, uh, Disney Channel. Never ever rap about the Disney Channel
[Verse 1: Scott Cramer & Greg Cramer]
Hopped up on the couch, tuned into channel 290
Hoping for some Jimmy Neutron, or maybe even iCarly (Smoothie)
What I was unaware of is Nickelodeon changed
Shows ain't funny or creative
Man, I felt so damn betrayed
Can't believe my day was ruined
Maybe save it with some Disney
So I change the channel thinking, yeah I could go for some Lizzie
Not even close to what had happened
Man, I nearly even hurled
So I spin off of a great show when Nick called it Girl Meets World
So, man, where did all these shows go that we'd sit and watch for hours?
Talking All That, Hey Arnold, Kim Possible, Rocket Power
Gonna need to travel time to get away from current humor
I'll just go and meet with Phil, I hope he saves me from this future
Take me back into a time where Even Stevens ran the network
[?] always goofin' and causing trouble together
In the backyard with the brothers
Building skills are just superb
Try and bust them, that's just nonsense
Yeah, they Phineas and Ferb (Mom!)
Now I'm locked up in this camper with Ms. Vega (That's incredible!)
The way that episode turned out, man, that was unforgettable
The music in the show was good enough to rave about
If the shows like this ain't brought back
I'ma freak the freak out (Freak the freak out)
[Chorus: Scott Cramer & Greg Cramer]
What happened to Dan Schneider?
I guess we're just getting tired
Of watching these kids grow up
With TV that clearly sucks
How is the corporation
That's top five in entertainment
Unable to do TV
This wasn't Walter's dream
[Verse 2: Scott Cramer & Greg Cramer]
I want Drake and Josh, Kenan and Kel, and Zack and Cody
All these shows with two name titles were so great
Way back before when we had Miley and Hannah
That was the best of both worlds
Down at Rico's Cabana
Don't need the rest of those girls (No I don't)
Take me to Bikini Bottom, Krusty Krab, or Goo Lagoon
What I wanna see when I get home from school late afternoon
'Cause we know that SpongeBob was everybody's favorite cartoon
Wanna know how tough you are?
Well, head to the Salty Spitoon (Without any milk)
Hanging with the wizards in their lair that's just a freezer
When Selena come on screen
Us teenage boys would never leave her
So many people's first crush
Disney hit a damn homerun
Unless you OG, then you know you like the girls from 101 (Team Zoey)
Dreams are born on That's So Raven
Made me feel like I was chosen
Born for stardom
One day I would sing and dance with Boyz N Motion
But for now, I'm stuck in school
Man, it just feels like such a grind
Though I'm thankful for my boy named Ned
And his survival guide
I find it fairly odd how they gave up they gave up on their movie
Used to jam to Camp Rock
Disney, why'd you do this to me?
Can I please spend a summer watching the Disney Channel games
Kids today don't understand how much these channels really changed
[Chorus: Scott Cramer & Greg Cramer]
What happened to Danny Phantom?
Sometimes I can't even fathom
When did it all go wrong?
Used to watch these shows all day long
We're gonna need major changes
If there's any hope of saving
These networks we used to love
God, we need Hilary Duff
[Outro]
What can we do? How will we defeat the evil?
This is a disaster!
Mermaid Man, where are you?
