[Intro: Scott Wozniak] Well it's Christmas, man, what do you have planned? Surely something legal and just Though you must admit that your gifts lack grit Perhaps it's time you should indulge in sings outside of gluttony and lust (Like greed! Now that's a sin!) I know that it's expensive to come up with great gifts And the hottest games your kids already own But if you listen to my song, the answer's been here all along Perhaps it's time to buy a game that's brewed at home So maybe... [Chorus: Scott Wozniak] How 'bout the next best thing? Like this bootleg GBA game called Return of the King? It might not be Nintendo, or Square Enix, or Sony But you have to admit that the name's got a ring (Ring-a-ding-ding, it passes the title test!) [Verse 1: Scott Wozniak] There's Super Mario 4 and 14 (Yes, that's real, look it up) They're just as good as Mario Odyssey You know your kids will play whatever if it's wrapped up with string So throw that dirty ROM hack into their stocking And get the next best thing [Verse 2: Scott Wozniak] I've got Somari and Kirby Red Diamond (ooh!) Perhaps you'd like Pokemon Chaos Black Mario Kart Fighter and 7 Grand Dad No one will know that they're fake, so cut yourself some slack! [Pre-Chorus: Scott Wozniak] You deserve a break, a game is a game And try to ignore that built in sense of shame They can't all be Call of Duty So close your eyes, swallow your pride, and don't you dare be snooty! [Chorus: Scott Wozniak] So how 'bout the next best thing? Just think of all of the money that you'll save cha-ching! For why spend $70 on a triple A game When you could buy a home made one that has the same name? (Shop local folks!) [Refrain: Scott Wozniak] I understand your reservation, getting Crash 2 Advance can sting But if you give your cast to me I guarantee your kids will see And though these games might not be great it's way cheaper to emulate! [Outro: Scott Wozniak] So trust in Scott and you can't lose, use the savings on some booze And this Christmas they will dance and sing, for the Next! Best! Thing!
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