[Intro: Mountain Dew]
Long ago, when the world was destroyed by dolphins
Jesus said to all souls that roamed the earth
That Buddha would provide to them the everlasting gift of fire
But thankfully, our heros came to the label
And were awarded heavily by the black community
This is the story of the Moisty Boyz
[Verse 1: Vanilla Rice OFFICIAL]
One arm weak, One arm Strong
One for beating off, one to beat her, cough
Hold my breath when I lick her, then I stick it in her
Dick Like sequoia, But I ain't Tom Sawyer
[Verse 2: Mountain Dew]
Call me Mountain Dew
Cause on my Chest, he spreads the poo
Turn me over and stick it in my ass
Just do it, you don't need no hallpass
[Verse 3: Scottie Pimpin]
Orange Juice Happy Meal Gorgeous Flow
Swag Swag Swag Swag, shut up ho
Iced out Penis, Jesus Cries
Scottie Pimpin, Don't look me in the eyes
[Verse 4: Griff Dogg]
Your mom's so dirty, like a swine
But that didn't stop our 69
My cock in her mouth
Her vagina in my mouth
[Verse 5: Cockasscity]
They call me Cockasscity
I fuck who I want, Walter Mitty
Your mom
Is gay
[Verse 6: DON $TERLING]
This is Sparta bitch, call me Leonidas
If DiCaprio had boobs, I'd call him Leo-Nice-Tits
Fucking Persians like I'm in Thermopylae
Listen to this track and think Moisty Boyz Monopoly
[Verse 7: DJ PoonJ]
Shit on my dick, Swag 420 Bitch
Rape is imminent, Don't be a fucking snitch
Its my birthday, Happy Birthday PJ
Thank you, Thank you, God Bless
[Verse 8: Little' D]
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
I don't know the rest so suck my dick
Little D', don't forget the Apostrophe
A cop pulled me over and said Don was GEYYYYY
[Chorus]
[Verse 9: Count Smokula]
Putting the bank in the pocket
Breaking and killing my habit
Keeping the constant mi casa su casa
We repping it harder than cactus
Got the old me next to me, OG pedigree
Getting products from people who told me I'm moisty
[Verse 10: Soggy Shelby]
Ass Juicy like a plum
Make the boys cum cum cum
Like the view, give it to me doggy
Thats why they call me soggy
[Verse 11: Swagmeister Ft. Fefe]
I'm swagmeister featuring fefe
Named that way because I got a huge peepee
Lines coming out of my mouth through your ears with high voltage and low resistance
I drop sick bars with unprecedented persistence
I got swag I'm Moist and I fuck bitches
[Verse 12: Ry Bread]
Name's Ry Bread, I'm always getting head
Your bitch's mouth dry while my penis is red
I vape every day, my flavor, your pussy
I'm raping her ass and slapping her titties
[Verse 13: Beanbon]
The name's Beanbon, the yungest of the group
Chicks pecking at my cock, like a chicken coup
But I know that bitches on my wang is hard to comprehend
Though only 69 dicks a day is what I recommend
[Verse 14: Machine Gun Kori & ScHoolboy K]
Moisty Moisty boys, they the best rappers around
I really love their moistness, I wear them around town
They trappin bitches, with their seduction
And they give it to them hard with No Interruption
[Verse 15: Mystic Wizard]
I'm a nice boy, too good for dirty shit
I got two balls, one dick, and I'm gonna shove it up your clit
Hands clean, son, I'mkeeping it green, bitch call me Shrek
Green weed, green bills, I'll break your fucking neck
[Verse 16: MC Delta T]
Six bitches on my dick, how you like me now?
Nine tits on my ass, call me Howie Mandel
Yeah yeah, I can't believe this shit
That bitch so thick, what? ERRYEEEE
[Chorus]
[Verse 19: 3D]
Drop Dome Daria dropping flow off my dome
Smooth, like aquaducts in Rome
Julius Ceasar was a fruit
Stabbed in the butt, et tu brute?
[Verse 18: Wangey Dudehole]
Cuddle with my pillow mommy tucks me in bed
I fall asleep and dream I'm on a sled
I look and see, a fuckton of snow
I go where no one's looking, make a big booty ho
[Verse 19: E$$inem]
They call me E$$inem cause I fuck bitches naked
I pimp slap your ho so the bitch know my English
My language is spoken, the smoke that I'm toking
Don't look in my eyes, Moisty boyz going golden
