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Santa? Where’s My Fucking Bike? Lyrics by Sculleywag

2023

[Intro]
Yo
Merry Christmas Motherfuckers
[Verse 1]
It's that time of the year
Where we can all cheer
Getting pissed on the beer
I'm writing this for the fat red man to hear
I made a list
And I'm taking the piss
Worth three-hundred bucks
I just really can't seem to get enough
Christmas day arrives and we are all alive
Presents under the tree
But there's one missing from that tree
[Chorus 1]
I don't have my bike
Santa where's my fucking bike
I can't ride around town
And that's a big fucking frown
I don't have my bike
Santa where's my fucking bikе
I can't ride around town
And that's a big fucking frown
[Verse 2]
Santa I thought I could count on you
But now I'm crying inside of my fucking room
I made you a list
You just had to chеck it twice
I hope you fall into a pit of angry mice
Next Christmas you better get me that fucking bike
Otherwise I'll have to fucking buy the bike
Yes that's right
I'll have to get it with my own money
But I'm poor, all I can buy is a bottle of honey
Imma Pull up to that north pole
And then I'll end you and then sell your soul
All I wanted was a good gift from you
All you got me under that tree was complete shit
I don't need all these useless toys
I want to actually fit in with the boys
I've been wanting a bike for so long and so bad
Now you're just making me fucking sad
[Pre-Chorus]
Once again Santa this is a friendly reminder
[Chorus 2]
I don't have my bike
Santa where's my fucking bike
I can't ride around town
And that's a big fucking frown
I don't have my bike
Santa where's my fucking bike
I can't ride around town
And that's a big fucking frown
I don't have my bike
Santa where's my fucking bike
I can't ride around town
And that's a big fucking frown
I don't have my bike
Santa where's my fucking bike
I can't ride around town
And that's a big fucking frown
Credits
Sculleywag

Sculleywag

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