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If You Love Your Dog Lyrics by Seckond Chaynce

Average Human Being

2020

[Chorus]
If you love your dog
Keep him out of my yard
I got a big twelve gauge
And make no mistake
Next time he won't get too far
You got him shitting all over my grass
I'm 'bout to blow another hole in his ass
So if you love your dog
Keep him out of my yard
[Verse 1]
Hey, neighbor
I've tried to keep things civil
But it feels like you're taking my kindness
For weakness just a little
This is my third time asking
And it feels like you're brushing me off
And it's getting to the point where
I don't longer wanna talk
(You catching my drift?)
[Chorus]
If you love your dog
Keep him out of my yard
I got a big twelve gauge
And make no mistake
Next time he won't get too far
You got him shitting all over my grass
I'm 'bout to blow another hole in his ass
So if you love your dog
Keep him out of my yard
[Verse 2]
The HOA ain't really been no help
So I guess I have to handle this by myself
I suggest you take key to that "No Trespassing" sign
Now I like Rottweilers, poodles and pets
As long as they stay on that side of the fence
This is the final warning, there won't be a next time
[Chorus]
If you love your dog
Keep him out of my yard
I got a big twelve gauge
And make no mistake
Next time he won't get too far
You got him shitting all over my grass
I'm 'bout to blow another hole in his ass
So if you love your dog
Keep him out of my yard
[Verse 3]
My backyard's a place
To hold my baby to play
Barbecue, a slip 'n' slide on a hot sunny day
So I beseech you, neighbor, it shouldn't be hard
To keep that sum' bitch outta my yard, yeah
[Chorus]
If you love your dog
Keep him out of my yard
I got a big twelve gauge
And make no mistake
Next time he won't get too far
You got him shitting all over my grass
I'm 'bout to blow another hole in his ass
So if you love your dog
Keep him out of my yard
If you love your dog
Keep him out of my yard
I got a big twelve gauge
And make no mistake
Next time he won't get too far
You got him shitting all over my grass
I'm 'bout to blow another hole in his ass
So if you love your dog
Keep him out of my yard
Credits
Seckond Chaynce

Seckond Chaynce

About “If You Love Your Dog” by Seckond Chaynce

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"If You Love Your Dog" appears on "Average Human Being" in 2020.

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