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Half & Half Lyrics by SEMPLEASTON

SEMPLEASTON EP

2017

PART ONE

[Intro: 4za & Chaz B]
Dylan, a hate ye
And a dinny want tae go to the gym wi ye
Ya fucking cunt
You fat motherfucker
Fucking smashed you cunt
Take a look at all the fucking damage you done
Haha, that's right, none
To me, it was all, fun
Can't keep Abigail as number one
Best friend, you were at your best when
You shot that fucking wain with a BB gun
You remember when you (hehe) cut
For Emma, that was quite a dilemna
And I'll fucking never ever give your bag back, son

[Verse 1: 4za]
Let's go boys
You still play with Power Ranger toys
"I've actually lost a bit of weight"
Ha, I'll never live to see the day
"All my friends are dead and I'm still alive"
More like "All my friends are alive and Dylan's hospitalized'
At Chaz's, didn't even help Blair
While I was sitting on the flair
Blair's sitting on the chair
Whitying over what he wears
While you're sitting upstairs
Come on Dylan, let's go fucking grow a pair

[Chorus: Lil' Pinch]
Gay woman beater
Big fat chicken eater
Google plus
Always causing lots of fuss
Get the fuck away from us

PART TWO

*'Flatbush Zombies - 222' Sample*

*The Joker laugh*

[Interlude: Jamie Oliver]
She's got six years to live, because of the food that she's eaten

[Verse 2: Caramel Wafer]
Daniel the villain
Got a hot-box to chill in
Drilling, into my bitches
With cream filling (Mmmm!)
Here to diss dylan
With my nigga Miss McQuillan
Tryna boost the mood that the fat fuck was killing
Obesity, Drinking bottles needlessly
Dick as small as Colin's jump-in Frequency
Deceitfully, showing his indecency
But recently
Lying in the hospital Peacefully

[Verse 3: Caramel Wafer & Weegee]
Peacefully
Peacefully
Could never make peace with me
Lit, like a Christmas tree
Hit, with an STD
Sip, on the MD
Gain, Hepatitis C
Dylan you're a wannabe (fucking faggot)

[Outro: Dylan McKirdy]
Shoutout to Robert Wrigley
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SEMPLEASTON

SEMPLEASTON

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"Half & Half" appears on "SEMPLEASTON EP" in 2017.

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