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Seth Rogen Interview Lyrics by Eric Andre

2014

[Eric Andre]
Uhh, ladies and gentlemen he's in movies, Seth Rogen!
[Seth Rogen]
How is it going? Your dick is hanging out
[Eric Andre]
Yeah, uh, alright, ooh, xyz, examine your zipper
Whhh- what's- what's your- what's your- what's your- cellphone number?
[Seth Rogen]
Uh, what's my cellphone number?
[Eric Andre]
We'll just put it at the bottom if anybody has some comments, questions about- about-
[Seth Rogen]
I don't wanna do that. Please don't do that
[Eric Andre]
Uhh, ok I wanna talk about... You're in love. You have a wife
[Seth Rogen]
I do, yeah
[Eric Andre]
Do you have sex do you make love to that poor woman?
[Seth Rogen]
Well I don't know if she considers herself to be a poor woman, but
Yeah we-
[Eric Andre]
Not monetarily. Just what she's going- what you're putting her through
[Seth Rogen]
We have sex and make love
[Eric Andre]
Do you touch her boobies?
[Seth Rogen]
I do yeah
[Eric Andre]
And she touches your pee pee?
[Seth Rogen]
She does touch my pee pee, my penis not my literal pee pee. I don't piss on my wife if that's what you're asking
*audience claps*
[Eric Andre]
What's the most high you've ever been?
[Seth Rogen]
What's the most high I've ever been? Uh, I dont know
*Eric plays flute*
[Hannibal]
Sometimes when I get high I think this show is a ploy for Eric to kill me
*Eric plays flute*
[Hannibal]
But then I get sober and I be like: "man, I was tripping"
*audience claps*
*Eric burps*
[Seth Rogen]
Actually I have a show I wanna promote. Can I do that?
[Eric Andre]
Alright, it is Velcro time! The Velcro time. This is where you put on a velcro suit, jump off that trampoline and you will stick to the velcro wall
*audience claps*
[Seth Rogen]
Didn't Letterman do this exact bit for like 20 years
[Eric Andre]
If it works it works. Hahaha. Alright. On your mark. Get set. Go!
*Seth Rogen goes through the wall*
[Seth Rogen]
Ugh, ugh, fuck
[Hannibal]
What happened?
[Eric Andre]
Uhhhhh
[Hannibal]
Y'all spin around like ballers. Seething with jealousy I am
[Eric Andre]
You're in movies
[Seth Rogen]
I am
[Eric Andre]
I just booked a non-union regional ham commercial. You don't see me bragging about it on television
[Seth Rogen]
I, uh, I did just see you brag about it on television
[Eric Andre]
You think Woody Allen should get Chinese castrated, so he stops jerking off his ex-kids?
[Seth Rogen]
I don't know
*bleep*
[Eric Andre]
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. Sorry about that
[Hannibal]
Ey, get it together man
[Eric Andre]
Goddamn it. Sorry
We got it
[Seth Rogen]
You got it. You got it. You got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. You got it. You got it. You're good
[Eric Andre]
Yo, Seth
[Seth Rogen]
Yes?
[Eric Andre]
Hey
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