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Xxxmas Lyrics by NOTSmrt

XXXmas - Single

2023

(Intro)
Why does this make any sense?
Sing about sex with a dead old man
I guess people like Necrophilia
Sex with a dead old man
(Verse 1)
Weird to think that we made a holiday
Decided that we wanted to put a dead tree in the house
Why do we use colored items?
Red, green, and whatever
Just to put them on a tree
Feeling lonely watched elf for the millionth time
Damn Will Ferrell is a genius
Pornhub and every site is decorated but they forgot Hanukkah
What the fuck
(Chorus)
Let's celebrate a holiday
It will come next year
Let's celebrate a holiday
It'll come next year
Just a Christmas song
Imagine being happy when you sing
Just another Christmas song
Be happy when you sing
(Verse 2)
Time to see Santa
Not the real the Santa
That man been dead for years
I'm afraid of the mail Santas molesting me
And the lines are way too long
Christmas day can't wait to act like I got the presents
Been broke since August
Spent too much on Tapestry
(Chorus)
Let's celebrate a holiday
It'll come next year
Let's celebrate a holiday
It'll come again next year
Just another Christmas song
Imagine being happy when you sing
Just another Christmas song
Imagine being happy when you sing
(Bridge)
"We did not kill Jesus"
(Outro)
Let's celebrate a holiday
It will come again next year
Let's celebrate a holiday
It'll come again next year
Just another Christmas song
Imagine being happy when you sing
Just another Christmas song
Imagine being happy when you sing
Credits
NOTSmrt

NOTSmrt

About “Xxxmas” by NOTSmrt

Read the complete lyrics to "Xxxmas" by NOTSmrt from the album "XXXmas - Single" in 2023. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop-Punk, Christmas, Synth Punk.

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"Xxxmas" appears on "XXXmas - Single" in 2023.

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