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Twitter Topics Lyrics by Seth Sentry

Video Raps

2013

[Verse]
I was chilling out tonight feeling sort of bored, I
Thought I'd ask for some topics and spit 'em all in order
I'm hardly stoned so I went to smoke a couple cones
But I fucking broke my bong and garden gnomes have stole my garden hose
I think a dog could be president, I really mean it, brother
You can learn a lot from a puppy, like how to treat each other
Unconditional love, no one should need to suffer
All people are born equal to a dog, they don't see in colour
A better prez than these motherfuckers that get elected
Dogs, frogs and sloths, dare accepted
Triathlons suck, Kenny Powers gave me the best advice
I play real sports I ain't trying to be the best at exercise
I understand this change, I always want meat
If we shouldn't eat cows, they should be made outta concrete
This is a bomb beat, I am so tough and manly
Chopping onions don't make me cry, it makes me fucking angry
A kid dropped his burger on the ground in middle school
I ate it like, "Fuck, I just follow the thirty-minute rule"
This shit is easy, I don't have to even spit
I just take your tweets and show 'em like that could lead to this
That Oedipus shit is creepy, could never be sexy
Geez Kenny that's like the definition of re-entry
I smoke a blunt and then I put it out on other rappers
Like "You like cricket, bitch? You just won the ashes"
Twitter topic's Iggy Azalea, if I'm being honest
People say she's got no talent, I just say, "She's sittin' on it"
Breaking Bad is coming, I'm impatient, I can't wait y'all
I hate waiting like I hate people that say amazeballs
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Seth Sentry

Seth Sentry

About “Twitter Topics” by Seth Sentry

Read the complete lyrics to "Twitter Topics" by Seth Sentry from the album "Video Raps" in 2013. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Comedy, Australia, Aussie Hip-Hop.

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"Twitter Topics" is credited to Seth Sentry. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Twitter Topics" appears on "Video Raps" in 2013.

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